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The Devil Wears Prada - Plagues

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The Devil Wears Prada - Plagues
Record Label: Rise Records
Release Date: August 21, 2007
This review is a user submitted review from Dystroxia. You can see all of Dystroxia's submitted reviews here.
 
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09:58 PM on 01/07/10
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Jeremy Aaron
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I couldn't care less about this band or album, but I have to say this. If you think there's at least something shitty on every album that's out there, you either need to listen to a lot more albums or expand your tastes a little, because you're missing out, dude.
10:36 PM on 01/07/10
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Your opening paragraph is obnoxious. Everyone knows which album you're reviewing; we read that when clicking the link to open the review. And as for the Christianity thing, if you're sincere, that's an understatement that comes off as ditzy as hell, and if not, it's remarkably witless sarcasm. Unless their Christianity actually affects the CD, then just shut up about it; it's neither helpful background nor good writing.

Also, I have no idea why you thought it was a good idea to dictate your stream of consciousness verbatim, but typically phrases like "I mean" are eliminated during the revision process. If the prior statement is so unclear as to require such an explanation, revise the prior statement.

Lest you think I really get off on being an asshole, I'll stop there. Keep trying; there's a lot in here that could have used some further revision.
10:39 PM on 01/07/10
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NateFoundGlory
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Your opening paragraph is obnoxious. Everyone knows which album you're reviewing; we read that when clicking the link to open the review. And as for the Christianity thing, if you're sincere, that's an understatement that comes off as ditzy as hell, and if not, it's remarkably witless sarcasm. Unless their Christianity actually affects the CD, then just shut up about it; it's neither helpful background nor good writing.

Also, I have no idea why you thought it was a good idea to dictate your stream of consciousness verbatim, but typically phrases like "I mean" are eliminated during the revision process. If the prior statement is so unclear as to require such an explanation, revise the prior statement.

Lest you think I really get off on being an asshole, I'll stop there. Keep trying; there's a lot in here that could have used some further revision.

Pretty much all of this.
10:40 PM on 01/07/10
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"who stay faithful once more to the Christian belief, which I believe is a good thing, don't you think? Of course!"

you either have the mindset of a 14 year old christian girl or a completely witless moron
11:00 PM on 01/07/10
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singyoutocoma
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Pretty much all of this.
What a great avatar.
11:11 PM on 01/07/10
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rawspinner
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You're 16. Keep working on your writing craft. It comes with practice.
11:26 PM on 01/07/10
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exploration #4
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I like those lyrics, and they're not shitty like most, either. I mean, some of them probably won't make sense at all, but they're still good.

excuse me?
11:53 PM on 01/07/10
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gjpinizz
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this review was pretty inappropriate...
12:47 AM on 01/08/10
Akissforher
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'"You Can't Spell Crap Without C" has Craig Owens formerly from Chiodos'
01:49 AM on 01/08/10
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03:19 AM on 01/08/10
npmshah
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yeah... this review sucked. No offense, but you REALLY need to improve your writing style.

Also:
Where is the RIYL?
that, for me, is one of the most important peices in a review.
03:59 AM on 01/08/10
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I couldn't care less about this band or album, but I have to say this. If you think there's at least something shitty on every album that's out there, you either need to listen to a lot more albums or expand your tastes a little, because you're missing out, dude.
What I was going to say. There's loads of albums without any filler or bad tracks. I feel bad for this guy if his favorite album has a song on it he doesn't like.
04:58 AM on 01/08/10
Domenic182
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Definitely obvious that a 16 year old wrote this.
04:58 AM on 01/08/10
crimes
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how many album covers are there to this album?

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