[overdrive91]

The FBI are after my penis! I need somewhere to hide it!

[oneletteraway]

Originally Posted by overdrive91

The FBI are after my penis! I need somewhere to hide it!

This. Is. Genius.

[overdrive91]

Originally Posted by oneletteraway

This. Is. Genius.

I saw it in a picture or someone said it. Not quite sure. Fucking laughed though.

[GhostFight]

wanna go halves on a baby?

[<*)))><]

Im an interior decorator, mind if I see if your drapes match the carpet?

[herestoyoufla]

Originally Posted by GhostFight

wanna go halves on a baby?

this was so dumb, i actually laughed...

[rhinitus]

came up with this one about a week ago. ran it by some girl friends, they thought it was brilliant and very non-creepy. let me know your thoughts...

"so...what now?
this is where you can gauge if the girl is a bitch...if so, you can leave. but she'll probably say something along the lines of "i'm sorry, what?"
you reply with something along the lines of "what now? i already got your attention, so what do you want to talk about/let me buy you a drink/check out the size of my half-chub"

[argg_xo]

Originally Posted by rhinitus

came up with this one about a week ago. ran it by some girl friends, they thought it was brilliant and very non-creepy. let me know your thoughts...

"so...what now?
this is where you can gauge if the girl is a bitch...if so, you can leave. but she'll probably say something along the lines of "i'm sorry, what?"
you reply with something along the lines of "what now? i already got your attention, so what do you want to talk about/let me buy you a drink/check out the size of my half-chub"

will totally work.

[rhinitus]

Originally Posted by GhostFight

wanna go halves on a baby?

this is great...i've already said this to 3 girls at work in the last 2 minutes.

[<*)))><]

Hey I think I know you, your that girl I'm going to get sleep with in 10 minutes and then your going to shoot me in the morning when you find out I'm married and didn't use a condom.

[TheProsAndCons]

Did it hurt when you fell of my dick?

[NateFoundGlory]

Originally Posted by TheProsAndCons

Did it hurt when you fell of my dick?

I'm thinking if some chick literally fell onto my dick, I'd be the one hurting there for a few.

[CircaKnives]

After we got done playing at a bar in Iowa City, the bassist to the band I was with came up to me after talking to three girls, all of them totally drunk (including the bassist), and he says to me "The hottest thing a girl can tell you is 'I want to have your abortion'".

I will remember that forever.

[Buscemi Knows Best]

Originally Posted by overdrive91

so I have a penis...and you have a vagina.

reminds me of the chorus to that rammstein song "pussy" with the awesomely nsfw porno music video

[Buscemi Knows Best]

Originally Posted by GhostFight

wanna go halves on a baby?

best one hands down