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Alcoholic Freshman, The - Sick of Depending on People Album Cover
Author's Rating
Vocals 7
Musicianship 9
Lyrics 7
Production 5.75
Creativity 8.5
Lasting Value 8
Reviewer Tilt 8
Final Verdict: 76%
Member Ratings
Vocals 8
Musicianship 8.13
Lyrics 8.13
Production 7.63
Creativity 8.75
Lasting Value 7.5
Reviewer Tilt 8.25
Average: 81%
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Alcoholic Freshman, The - Sick of Depending on People

Reviewed by: Brandon Allin (11/27/06)
The Alcoholic Freshman - Sick of Depending on People
Release Date: May 12th, 2006
Record Label: Golf Sucks Records

While abstraction certainly garners a love/hate relationship from both critics and audiences alike, I for one possess a tendency to reward experimentation, regardless of it's phenomenal results, or otherwise painful turnout. Still, in truth, hypothetical distinction is more often predisposed to achieve fruition in other primary forms of art, and while the music industry has indeed witnessed it's fair share of success stories, dissection often yields unpleasant reactions. Yet, in every batch of failures, mother nature is bound to give birth to musicians worthy of a little limelight. In the case of Saint Joseph, Missouri's one-man act, The Alcoholic Freshman, audiences will stumble upon an artist not only worthy of recognition, but a craftsman aching for mere acknowledgement, and for that may listeners everywhere prepare themselves for the dawn of independence.

With his debut, full-length release, the aptly-titled Sick of Depending on People, Miles Ramsay, the lone face behind The Alcoholic Freshman, brands a recipe for both total individualism and courageous elevation. While Ramsay's performance is assuredly suggestive of his rightful competitors, most notably Long Island, New York's digital pioneer, Jeff Rosenstock, and his collective acts, Bomb the Music Industry! and The Arrogant Sons of Bitches, no possible congruity would be sufficient enough to muster even the slightest detraction from the album's context, and for that may Ramsay count himself as thankful. Thus, without further adieu, how does Ramsay's severe distinction, unpredictable contrast, and lone musicianship fare in comparison to the world of music as we know it? Thankfully, for both listeners and devotees alike, Sick of Depending on People is ultimately worthy of all potential acclaim, and while a birds-eye view may contrive a few mere blemishes, it's surface is undoubtedly sufficient.

On "Ian vs. The Abe Lincoln Tree," the album's initial disclosure, Ramsay exhibits not only his unique, raw vocal style, but his knack for disorderly artistry, both of which couple wonderfully to formulate the record's all-inclusive pitch. Furthermore, as remarkable as The Alcoholic Freshman's immediate adroitness certainly is, perhaps the act's most alluring characteristic is Ramsay's multi-talented approach to instrumentation, in which he incorporates a wide range of both conventional and uncustomary devices. On "Thanks a Lot, Dickhead," the album's following effort, Ramsay spits out bitter lyrics, a theme that continues throughout the release, amidst a flawless fusion of ska, punk, and hardcore, and while genre-hopping frequently bears repulsive backwash, Ramsay performs magnificently. However, as Sick of Depending on People familiarizes itself with a stint of continual elevation, listeners will encounter the album's one and only blister on "The People Demand Rakes," a far too disorganized, hardcore-driven number, though not entirely irksome, to satisfy my personal taste.

As the release progresses, Ramsay illustrates not only additional risk-taking, but a further intellectual course of action. On "My Parental Unit Kicks Ass," the album's fourth track, The Alcoholic Freshman bind a dynamic, ska-tinged punk rock song with luminous horn arrangements, airy synth patterns, and cleverl glockenspiel bits to boot. On the highly-controversially titled fifth offering, "Let Me Slit Your Wrists For You," a stretch of breakneck drum programming abruptly launches audiences into a lawless brawl of rough guitar work and fulgent brass displays, all on what is arguably Sick of Depending on People's dominant parcel. While the album slowly draws itself to a close in a primarily courteous manner, most notably on "I Withdraw Support of Myself," the disc's exceptional curtain-closer, listeners may conclude Ramsay's inability to skew an efficacious path, and while to an extent this notion is truthful, I refuse to leave untrained eavesdroppers eniterly predisposed to collect this belief. In truth, Sick of Depending on People is a remarkable release, although alike any piece of material, few bruises cheapen it's supposed perfection. While I'll opt to not venture too deep into those very dents, please be eternally aware that the album's production is far from perfect, and in turn, the attempted, though failed professionalism leaves a weighty bout of maturation to be desired.

Though, as the sun sets, Sick of Depending on People surpasses even the highest of expectations. Miles Ramsay, as an isolated performer, quite truthfully imprisons nearly double that of even the bulkiest, most able-bodied outfits in terms of musicianship and general artistry, and while critics are bound to smother him whole with the ever-so-popular "amateur" tag, a ground-level stereotype has never been more unapplicable. Whether you discover attraction in the unique brews of organic instruments, Ramsay's obscure approach to songwriting, or the record's intricate transitions, The Alcoholic Freshman are bound to mesmerize on an entirely new level that many fans may have never experienced before, and with that, consider this a bow of applause.

For Fans OfThe Arrogant Sons of Bitches, Big D and the Kids Table, and Bomb the Music Industry!
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01:45 PM on 11/28/06
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Saint Joseph.. that's pretty close to where I live.

Oh, and excellent review.
01:54 PM on 11/28/06
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Saint Joseph.. that's pretty close to where I live.

Oh, and excellent review.
Thank you.
04:23 PM on 11/28/06
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Very nice review! Miles has been to my town twice, and has never failed to entertain. I'm really surprised you managed to find this EP, actually!
07:59 AM on 11/30/06
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you write like a fucking loser
12:37 PM on 11/30/06
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you write like a fucking loser
Hahaha. I'm sorry you feel that way, but it's terribly funny how unnecessarily hostitle you are.
12:39 PM on 11/30/06
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Very nice review! Miles has been to my town twice, and has never failed to entertain. I'm really surprised you managed to find this EP, actually!
Miles and I came in contact with eachother recently, and I offered to review the release. Miles was recommended to me by a fellow reader a few months ago, but unfortunately, it slipped my mind until now. But, it's better late than never, am I right?
02:04 PM on 12/03/06
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you write like a fucking loser

ha, posting this ridiculously unnecessary message contributes to the fact that there are a lot of people on here to, exclusively, post messages bashing other people. Let me tell you one thing, my good friend, Brandon is one of the most eloquent people I know on this board, who has more writing talent then you will ever possess in your ignorant body.

God, people like you infuriate me deeply.


Brandon, another great review.
08:29 PM on 12/03/06
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ha, posting this ridiculously unnecessary message contributes to the fact that there are a lot of people on here to, exclusively, post messages bashing other people. Let me tell you one thing, my good friend, Brandon is one of the most eloquent people I know on this board, who has more writing talent then you will ever possess in your ignorant body.

God, people like you infuriate me deeply.


Brandon, another great review.
Thank you. I appreciate the kind words.
02:29 AM on 08/18/08
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Does no one realize that this guy is a carbon copy of Bomb the Music Industry?

Here:
http://www.bombthemusicindustry.com

All the music is free there. This guy is good, but knowing about BTMI, I can't help but think that he's too similar when I listen to him .
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