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Goblin Cock - Bagged and Boarded

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Goblin Cock - Bagged and Boarded
Released October 25th, 2005
Absolutely Kosher Records


LMFAO! Who?

San Diego band recognized as playing a fairly accessible variety of "doom metal". Fronted by indie-rock legend Rob Crow (Heavy Vegetable, Pinback, Physics), Goblin Cock comes off less of a joke band, as the album cover and band name would suggest, and more of a full-fledged drone-rock outfit.

How Is It?

Bagged and Boarded
is surprisingly watertight, despite my initial distaste after pulling the album out of my mailbox. Songs like "Green Machine" and "Snuffy" almost make me wish Goblin Cock was called something different so I could share the album with friends without any hesitation. This is truly a back-catalogued release, but worth checking out if you're mildly interested in Rob Crow's more off-base projects or have an affinity for thoroughly-distorted-drone-rock.
This review is a user submitted review from Scott Irvine. You can see all of Scott Irvine's submitted reviews here.
 
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06:59 PM on 02/09/07
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thatwasamoment
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absolutely kosher records? imprint of ap.net eh?
07:22 PM on 02/09/07
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Fucking awesome band name :-D
08:44 PM on 02/09/07
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I hear they're on tour with Gnome Cunt
09:34 PM on 02/09/07
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I hear they're on tour with Gnome Cunt
Winner! Good review.
11:56 PM on 02/09/07
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hey thanks!
12:59 AM on 02/10/07
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this band is great, from their name to their rad sludge-hardcore riff rock to the essential doom metal lyrics-great review!
05:34 AM on 02/10/07
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why did it take so long to review this album.....it's been out for a year and some. it fucking rocks my dick off.

kick it.
04:39 PM on 02/10/07
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that album art is hideous.
05:00 PM on 02/10/07
Scott Irvine
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why did it take so long to review this album.....it's been out for a year and some. it fucking rocks my dick off.

kick it.

God I hate you ignorant people. Do you think we get albums mailed to us immediately after they're released? NO. Shut the hell up and take the review whenever it comes out. I realize it's like two years old, so let it be.
05:08 PM on 02/10/07
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God I hate you ignorant people. Do you think we get albums mailed to us immediately after they're released? NO. Shut the hell up and take the review whenever it comes out. I realize it's like two years old, so let it be.
09:01 PM on 02/11/07
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God I hate you ignorant people. Do you think we get albums mailed to us immediately after they're released? NO. Shut the hell up and take the review whenever it comes out. I realize it's like two years old, so let it be.
dude, i don't think he was really that pissed at you.
04:47 PM on 02/13/07
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Pwn.

I hear they're on tour with Gnome Cunt
Pwn #2.

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