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10:25 AM on 11/29/11
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he essentially gave birth to all of this.

I take it you didn't read the first sentence of the article...
10:26 AM on 11/29/11
SomedayTheFire
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Hahahaha excellent
10:28 AM on 11/29/11
Phil507
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I read it and, while I don't like any of these bands, they are WAY too easy of targets.
10:28 AM on 11/29/11
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I read this eight months ago when it posted, still pretty funny but why just discovering it now?

Came in to say this.
10:29 AM on 11/29/11
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The Shape of Shitcore to Come
10:30 AM on 11/29/11
Gaugzilla
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I read this eight months ago when it posted, still pretty funny but why just discovering it now?
Maybe they were just late on it. I've never seen this. But yea, Captain Chunk may be the worst bands out there.
10:31 AM on 11/29/11
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I read it and, while I don't like any of these bands, they are WAY too easy of targets.

That's even an understatement
10:32 AM on 11/29/11
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Haha, he says some funny shit.
10:34 AM on 11/29/11
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Read this when it came out, it's still just as funny now. Love Dennis.
10:38 AM on 11/29/11
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10:38 AM on 11/29/11
Khouse89
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dennis knows what's good.
10:39 AM on 11/29/11
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You on that site a lot? Have a lot of great posts.

Maybe they were just late on it. I've never seen this. But yea, Captain Chunk may be the worst bands out there.
There are a couple other posts about them on SYWH, pretty funny. I don't see the hate, they're pretty much A Day To Remember only French.
10:41 AM on 11/29/11
neo506
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Should've played him that Paramore song that references Refused
10:42 AM on 11/29/11
Qadriyyah
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I laughed.
10:44 AM on 11/29/11
Scrawns
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i thought this would be a good read but it really wasnt in my opinion.


i understand the beginning of the article but its like okay bro, just because your music is political or whatever doesnt mean anyone's who isnt is "substanceless" and stupid. Chunk!'s song is about having fun with friends, is that really that bad? and why is he bitching about songs about relationships. people have been singing about that shit since words were put to music. ive never listened to refused but him being butthurt about the direction that this music is going sure as fuck isnt gonna help
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