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Britney Spears Turns 30

Posted by: Jason Tate (12/02/11)
Britney Spears is 30 years old today. I hope she shaves her head again.
  
 
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12:00 PM on 12/02/11
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Happy Birthday Brit!!!

Will spin FF in your honor today.
12:01 PM on 12/02/11
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Leave Britney aloneeeeee!
12:03 PM on 12/02/11
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Ha.
12:03 PM on 12/02/11
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12:06 PM on 12/02/11
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Happy birthday hope you have another marriage that only lasts one day
12:07 PM on 12/02/11
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Rolling Stone said it best:
"We've seen so many pretenders to her throne come and go. (Thanks for the memories, Miley! Don't ever change, Bonus Jonas!) We'll see more of them. People keep waiting for Britney to be over. They can keep waiting. When people stop claiming she's over, I guess that'll mean she's over. But they won't. And she won't be. So happy birthday, Britney. And gimme more..."
12:09 PM on 12/02/11
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Happy B-day inventor of dubstep!
12:09 PM on 12/02/11
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12:14 PM on 12/02/11
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Rolling Stone said it best:
"We've seen so many pretenders to her throne come and go. (Thanks for the memories, Miley! Don't ever change, Bonus Jonas!) We'll see more of them. People keep waiting for Britney to be over. They can keep waiting. When people stop claiming she's over, I guess that'll mean she's over. But they won't. And she won't be. So happy birthday, Britney. And gimme more..."

Haha this is awesome!
12:17 PM on 12/02/11
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Still hot. Would do. Happy Birthday.
12:20 PM on 12/02/11
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Should have happened.
12:34 PM on 12/02/11
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Not a Britney fan in any sense, but I really wish people wouldn't make fun of her when she was clearly mentally unstable when she did that
12:43 PM on 12/02/11
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Not a Britney fan in any sense, but I really wish people wouldn't make fun of her when she was clearly mentally unstable when she did that
People are always gonna make fun of her/not take her seriously. It's not like she's running around for attention like some other celebrities. In fact, we barely hear any news about her anymore, shes become more secluded.
12:47 PM on 12/02/11
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God I remember when she was like 18 or 19 and I was 13 she was the hottest chick in the world. How the mighty have fallen. She looks like/is a flabby mom now.

The video of her performing with Jacko at some award show where she's in a green dress I believe... nobody was sexier back then.
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