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Do you think some Celebrities are associated with the Illuminati
yes 29 27.88%
no 75 72.12%
Voters: 104. You may not vote on this poll

 
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07:21 PM on 08/05/12 
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^lol now i hope youre kidding, you cant be that dumb. you mad too?
07:30 PM on 08/05/12 
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Jake Gyllenhaal
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^lol now i hope youre kidding, you cant be that dumb. you mad too?

I did some research, turns out your birth parents are members of the Illuminati. Don't bother asking them, they'll just deny it. But I dug a little deeper, and your family history has thrusted their fingers into multiple political events over the decades. You may doubt me at first, but I urge you to keep asking questions.
07:36 PM on 08/05/12 
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I did some research, turns out your birth parents are members of the Illuminati. Don't bother asking them, they'll just deny it. But I dug a little deeper, and your family history has thrusted their fingers into multiple political events over the decades. You may doubt me at first, but I urge you to keep asking questions.
mehh, C-
07:37 PM on 08/05/12 
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Keep digging!!
07:41 PM on 08/05/12 
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lol
08:20 PM on 08/05/12 
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We all know people who start every other post with or limit every other post to "lol" know everything, and everyone else is just dumb.
09:10 PM on 08/05/12 
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We all know people who start every other post with or limit every other post to "lol" know everything, and everyone else is just dumb.
on a scale of 1-10 how butthurt are you LOL
09:20 PM on 08/05/12 
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Jake Gyllenhaal
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on a scale of 1-10 how butthurt are you LOL

You tend to thrive on the misery of others. You appear to display a Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Do you have an unwillingness to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others? If so, you may display these traits in order to maintain a secure emotional distance, thus protecting yourself from becoming vulnerable in social situations.
09:40 PM on 08/05/12 
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Nevuk
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Does anyone remember when the anti-masonic party's presidential nominee was a mason?
09:57 PM on 08/05/12 
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kyle is hk
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(l,k) is Dance Gavin Dance connected to the Illiminati?
06:13 AM on 08/06/12 
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FuckT41182
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Do you believe there's a conspiracy behind the Skull & Boners secret society?
Yes. that's exactly what I believe. I also believe that anal foot fisting technique is a conspiracy theory, it actually never happened.

CaveBear, when somebody asks me why people hate americans, I would mention you, that would be, of course, if I believed that people still need a reason to hate Americans. American people are obviously much smarter and much more intelligent than other people are, so they can just use irony or sarcasm and tell everybody to fuck off everytime they don't even read their posts. I may not be right, but I also do not believe in your infinite knowledge that you seem to have on just about everything you argue about.
07:15 AM on 08/06/12 
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^^ Too stupid, didn't read
07:15 AM on 08/06/12 
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You tend to thrive on the misery of others. You appear to display a Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Do you have an unwillingness to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others? If so, you may display these traits in order to maintain a secure emotional distance, thus protecting yourself from becoming vulnerable in social situations.
oh yeah?
(l,k) is Dance Gavin Dance connected to the Illiminati?

no but if there was any dumbass who would blindly follow them it would be jonny craig lol
07:26 AM on 08/06/12 
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^^ Too stupid, didn't read
I just farted.
03:17 PM on 08/07/12 
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GuitarR0cker1
things mean a lot at the time
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People still have issues with freemasonry in the 21st century? The fuck?

What's next, people beating up papist Irishmen and supporting a state church?



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