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07:09 PM on 04/07/12 
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Sean Rizzo
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Help me please, it hurts!
07:10 PM on 04/07/12 
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bc powder
07:48 PM on 04/07/12 
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Er, aspirin.
08:05 PM on 04/07/12 
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Drink a bunch of water and go lay down somewhere quiet.
08:25 PM on 04/07/12 
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Drink a bunch of water and go lay down somewhere quiet.

Pretty much this with maybe an aspirin or two.
08:28 PM on 04/07/12 
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Drink a bunch of water and go lay down somewhere quiet.
Pretty much this with maybe an aspirin or two.
Attempted both of these to no avail.
08:54 PM on 04/07/12 
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Attempted both of these to no avail.

Saw off your leg.
08:58 PM on 04/07/12 
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Eat some spicy food.
09:03 PM on 04/07/12 
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I was going to do this, but I can't find anything spicy. Screw whole foods for not having anything right now.
09:33 PM on 04/07/12 
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Attempted both of these to no avail.

Aspirin will definitely get rid of your headache if you take about 30 or 40 of them.
09:35 PM on 04/07/12 
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Aspirin will definitely get rid of your headache if you take about 30 or 40 of them.
You're gonna poison my food next.
09:41 PM on 04/07/12 
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If Aspirin doesn't work, go for Tylenol. If one type doesn't work, try all the other six billion. All at once. Ignore recommended dosages.
10:28 PM on 04/07/12 
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10:37 PM on 04/07/12 
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Marijuana always works for me.
11:35 PM on 04/07/12 
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