08:50 PM on 04/09/12
My real name is John, so I've heard that one, haha.
AppleJacks, Jack & The Beanstalk (I'm 6'5), Applebee's, Jackalby, Jack Sparrow, Jack Frost, Apple Juice, Japple Juice, JackJuice - the list is eternal.
And yes, at least half of those were an AIM screenname of mine between 5th and 8th grade.
Will forever refer to you as this.