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Quote 1 1 6.67%
Quote 2 1 6.67%
Quote 3 4 26.67%
Quote 4 1 6.67%
Quote 5 4 26.67%
Quote 6 1 6.67%
Quote 7 1 6.67%
Quote 8 1 6.67%
Quote 9 1 6.67%
Quote 10 0 0%
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05:01 AM on 05/11/12 
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TJ Wells
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Which of these Annie Hall quotes is your favorite?

Quote 1
Alvy Singer: Don't you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we're left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers? I think of us that way sometimes and I live here.
Quote 2
Alvy Singer: My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.
Quote 3
Duane: Can I confess something? I tell you this as an artist, I think you'll understand. Sometimes when I'm driving... on the road at night... I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. I can anticipate the explosion. The sound of shattering glass. The... flames rising out of the flowing gasoline.
Alvy Singer: Right. Well, I have to - I have to go now, Duane, because I, I'm due back on the planet Earth.
Quote 4
Alvy Singer: What's with all these awards? They're always giving out awards. Best Fascist Dictator: Adolf Hitler.
Quote 5
Alvy Singer: There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly. The... the other important joke, for me, is one that's usually attributed to Groucho Marx; but, I think it appears originally in Freud's "Wit and Its Relation to the Unconscious," and it goes like this - I'm paraphrasing - um, "I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member." That's the key joke of my adult life, in terms of my relationships with women.
Quote 6
Alvy Singer: I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Quote 7
Alvy Singer: I'm so tired of spending evenings making fake insights with people who work for "Dysentery."
Robin: "Commentary."
Alvy Singer: Oh really? I had heard that "Commentary" and "Dissent" had merged and formed "Dysentery."
Quote 8
Alvy Singer: Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat... college.
Quote 9
Alvy Singer: Sylvia Plath - interesting poetess whose tragic suicide was misinterpreted as romantic by the college girl mentality.
Quote 10
Alvy Singer: In 1942 I had already discovered women.
Alvy's Classmate: Yecch. He kissed me, he kissed me. Yecch.
Miss Reed: That's the second time this month. Step up here.
Alvy at 9: What'd I do?
Miss Reed: Step up here.
Alvy at 9: What did I do?
Miss Reed: You should be ashamed of yourself.
Alvy Singer: Why? I was just expressing a healthy sexual curiosity.
Miss Reed: Six year old boys don't have girls on their minds.
Alvy Singer: I did.
Alvy's Classmate: For God's sake, Alvy, even Freud speaks of a latency period.
Alvy Singer: Well, I never had a latency period. I can't help it.
07:13 AM on 05/11/12 
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Nick Hull
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five is the classic; though six and nine are cynicism at its finest.
07:55 AM on 05/11/12 
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3 cause I laughed pretty hard the first time I heard that line and just now reading it again.
12:46 PM on 05/11/12 
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List is missing my favorite one-liner:

"Hey don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."
01:59 PM on 05/11/12 
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vivatoto56
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Went with 6, but this was a very hard decision.
12:33 AM on 05/12/12 
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fuck, now I gotta watch this again.
03:23 AM on 05/12/12 
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vivatoto56
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Definitely...As if I needed another reason to watch this movie.
03:31 AM on 05/12/12 
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deanster321
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3

Love the shot afterwards with them riding in his car
11:13 AM on 05/12/12 
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WeltallAY
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There's no choice for "Annie Hall is a dumb movie"? Lol, not to troll but I find Woody Allen's work to be pretty arrogant at times. Just saw Midnight In Paris and it was terrible.
11:19 AM on 05/12/12 
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TJ Wells
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There's no choice for "Annie Hall is a dumb movie"? Lol, not to troll but I find Woody Allen's work to be pretty arrogant at times. Just saw Midnight In Paris and it was terrible.
No, because I try not to indulge the necessity people seem to find in railing on movies they didn't like in a poll that is clearly intended for people who DID like the movie.



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