[CheckeredFloors]

Originally Posted by Alison1488

Well, obviously you only read sex related threads. I don't see why this was worthy of a comment. Thoughts on celibacy?

It was just an observation that you say the same thing in every single thread. And you're right, it probably wasn't worthy of a comment but I'm in PL and 9/10 posts here aren't worthy of anything.

My thoughts on celibacy; do whatever makes you happy.

[upthepunx]

josh hartnett was in a movie about this

[Alison1488]

Originally Posted by CheckeredFloors

It was just an observation that you say the same thing in every single thread. And you're right, it probably wasn't worthy of a comment but I'm in PL and 9/10 posts here aren't worthy of anything.

My thoughts on celibacy; do whatever makes you happy.

Not really, but thank you for your woefully inaccurate evaluation.

[SoundwaveUproar]

Originally Posted by Alison1488

Why am I the only one that doesn't think it's that hard to do? But then again, I'm not big on the whole masturbating thing and sex is a pretty special thing to me.

Pretty much this to be honest

[CheckeredFloors]

Originally Posted by Alison1488

Not really, but thank you for your woefully inaccurate evaluation.

np

[zion the lion]

Originally Posted by Indoor Living

I don't...um...what?

I mean, I love intimacy, companionship, and every other aspect of a romantic relationship as much or more than sex, but...what?

I probably don't know what I'm talking about because every sexual moment I've had has been awkward and disgusting. I can't describe it, there are other things I'd rather be doing than having orgasms, they aren't as amazing as people make them out to be. they're there and then they're gone.

[seymourbuttes]

Originally Posted by BuiltToFall

I'm with you. I got out of a long term relationship and haven't in 6 months. At first I really missed it. Now I just hang out with friends or read. No point in sleeping with a skank.

You're 21 years old... The point is to nut...

[allthewaysaid]

Originally Posted by steve187

sex is one thing but no jerking it for almost half a year just seems cruel and unusual

Lulz

Originally Posted by Sam DeBurns Red

Do it big all summer then make this happen in the winter months!

EDIT: Oh I guess you're from Texas so its always kinda summer. All I know is, when the weathers nice and the chicks are out in WI, there's no way I could pull this off.

I hate that shit.

Originally Posted by iheartmusic043

I'm a girl and I thought the same thing. I know guys jerk off all the time and I don't know why people think it's so wrong or taboo. It's like a fact of life.

Oh, no. I'm totally okay with people masturbating.

Originally Posted by .invisible ink.

My prediction? You're going to have a lot of wet dreams.

Ah, you're seriously right. This is what I' predicting during the first couple of months.

Originally Posted by White

Okay, sex I can understand, as that has the potential to bring about the odd unfavourable ramification, but masturbation? How tremendously pointless and stupid. What good could that possibly do? While you're busy needlessly depriving yourself of enjoyment and injecting adversity and anguish into your life in its stead, here's a few things for you to take up:

• Sticking your tongue into spinning fan blades once a day
• Waterboarding yourself underneath the bathtub faucet before every go at bathing
• Trying to seduce moray eels during mandatory monthly aquarium visits
• Having a little side dish of glass shards with every meal
• Listening to Abandon All Ships with some regularity
• Seeing how many paper cuts you can give the corners of your mouth before eating becomes nigh impossible and not worth the hassle
• Super gluing your eyelids closed, and seeing how long it takes to reopen them
• Engaging yourself in a lengthy, deep conversation with HarryPotter aka JamesBond aka TorontoMatt aka whatever-he's-calling-himself-these-days
Etc.

Your posts are seriously funny stuff. You would be my favorite poster if I had one. I'm glad you approve.

Originally Posted by Spencer Control

I did that; it was strangely gratifying.

Good luck if you go for it.

How did that work out for you? Thanks so much.

[allthewaysaid]

Alright, this is what's going on through my head atm. I'm debating on doing this just because I want to see how this really affects me. I want to see if it affects my mood, or if it helps me focus on important stuff a bit more.

I am not doing this for religious reasons at all, it's more like an experiment.

[po0ty]

If you're familiar with reddit there's a subreddit titled 'nofap'

Most of the posters will testify that not jerkin it gives the mind a level of clairvoyance as well as confidence. I would estimate it to be placebo-effect horseshit but who knows. Personally I tried going clean for a couple weeks and it just made my life suck more than usual. Just doesn't seem natural to go without busting a nut in some form for such an extended period of time.

[Cody Nelson]

Originally Posted by White

Okay, sex I can understand, as that has the potential to bring about the odd unfavourable ramification, but masturbation? How tremendously pointless and stupid. What good could that possibly do? While you're busy needlessly depriving yourself of enjoyment and injecting adversity and anguish into your life in its stead, here's a few things for you to take up:

• Sticking your tongue into spinning fan blades once a day
• Waterboarding yourself underneath the bathtub faucet before every go at bathing
• Trying to seduce moray eels during mandatory monthly aquarium visits
• Having a little side dish of glass shards with every meal
• Listening to Abandon All Ships with some regularity
• Seeing how many paper cuts you can give the corners of your mouth before eating becomes nigh impossible and not worth the hassle
• Super gluing your eyelids closed, and seeing how long it takes to reopen them
• Engaging yourself in a lengthy, deep conversation with HarryPotter aka JamesBond aka TorontoMatt aka whatever-he's-calling-himself-these-days
Etc.

You always try so hard and it just never works. Bummer, I guess. The effort is there.

[Spencer Control]

Originally Posted by allthewaysaid

How did that work out for you? Thanks so much.

It worked out pretty well. I got back into the habit after a few months, but now I'm off again. To me, jerking it always seemed sort of... pathetic, haha. I'm not saying that's what you are, but it's how I felt for me, so when I stop for a while, it really boosts my self-worth. Also, I now have more time and energy, haha.

[CallMeTroy]

Celibacy out of choice makes little sense to me. I don't condone promiscuity, but disallowing yourself to have sex or masturbate "just because" is ludicrous.

[BuiltToFall]

Originally Posted by seymourbuttes

You're 21 years old... The point is to nut...

Nah, That was 17 and 18 years old for me. The point for me is just go get out and have a good time.

[White]

Originally Posted by Indoor Living

You always try so hard and it just never works. Bummer, I guess. The effort is there.

There are literally 0 factual statements in this post.

Also, OT (sort of), but I just wanna say that Alison1248723-098whatever is totally cool. I see people ragging on her sometimes, and just fuck those people. Fuck them with with a moray eel made of glass shards.