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Morrissey To Retire in Two Years

Posted by - 12:27 PM on 06/06/12
Looks like Morrissey is going to be retiring in two years, at age 55. I wish I could write something as poignant and emo as he could to describe my sadness at this news.

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12:30 PM on 06/06/12
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no, damn it.
12:32 PM on 06/06/12
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One last show (/tour) as The Smiths would be the best way to make this less sad.
12:36 PM on 06/06/12
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Smiths or gtfo.
12:37 PM on 06/06/12
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Seriously... enough with the Morrissey jokes... they're just not funny anymore. Everyone's made them a thousand times, and yet he still makes great music. Not as good as The Smiths, but who honestly ever expected that?
12:37 PM on 06/06/12
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Hope after retirement he just a fun dude who parties all the time and is all positive and crazy.
12:39 PM on 06/06/12
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Hope after retirement he just a fun dude who parties all the time and is all positive and crazy.

I can see it now
"Morrissey Finally Embraces YOLO"
12:49 PM on 06/06/12
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Glad i got to see him two weeks ago in Bakersfield. One of the most interesting shows i've ever been to. During "Meat is Murder" he had images projected of animals being mutilated in a slaughterhouse and he was almost crying as he was singing. The audience didn't know how to react. Anyway, great show, amazing post-Smiths career. More than most solo artists can accomplish after leaving the band that made them famous
12:49 PM on 06/06/12
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Seriously... enough with the Morrissey jokes... they're just not funny anymore. Everyone's made them a thousand times, and yet he still makes great music. Not as good as The Smiths, but who honestly ever expected that?

I should've stopped them, because I think I've heard those ones before.
12:51 PM on 06/06/12
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I can see it now
"Morrissey Finally Embraces YOLO"
"Now your opening act for Andrew W.K., Morrissey!"

"I told you man, I retired. just call me Maury. NOW WHO WANTS TO FUCKIN PARTY!!"

*does a beer bong on stage before unleashing a hard house set*
12:52 PM on 06/06/12
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i don't believe this for a second
12:53 PM on 06/06/12
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More time to protest and complain about stuff.
12:55 PM on 06/06/12
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Hopefully he extends his retirement to being a dick amirite
12:55 PM on 06/06/12
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i don't believe this for a second

Yup
12:56 PM on 06/06/12
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"Now your opening act for Andrew W.K., Morrissey!"

"I told you man, I retired. just call me Maury. NOW WHO WANTS TO FUCKIN PARTY!!"

*does a beer bong on stage before unleashing a hard house set*
HAHAHA that second fucking quote

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