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10:37 AM on 02/01/05 
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AreTwoKay
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Anyone else addicted to the Seinfeld Seasons 1,2 & 3 dvds ... I love this show I can watch it over and over. The rest of the seasons need to come out already lol
01:59 PM on 02/01/05 
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I've tried watching it alot and I just don't find it that funny really but then again I never used to find Friends funny until I watched one really funny episode then I was addicted after that, the same thing happened with Family Guy, So never say never.
02:01 PM on 02/01/05 
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i love seinfeld.
02:04 PM on 02/01/05 
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heck yea, i've probably only watched 20% of them...there's just so much good stuff!
02:06 PM on 02/01/05 
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i have the kramer painting in my room.
03:44 PM on 02/01/05 
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ive seen every episode.

-drew-
09:06 PM on 02/01/05 
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Originally Posted by FrancesTheMute
i have the kramer painting in my room.
Same here lol
09:09 PM on 02/01/05 
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Originally Posted by drudo182
ive seen every episode.

-drew-
Same here
11:19 PM on 02/01/05 
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Originally Posted by FrancesTheMute
i have the kramer painting in my room.

So do I - I worship at my shrine every morning.

But yeah, Seinfeld is the best show Ive ever seen, Im a fanatic. Im gonna spam some quotes now, I just need to get some work done first.
04:19 AM on 02/02/05 
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BEST SHOW EVER.

Every character is perfect. Every detail. Love em all.

NO SOUP FOR YOU!
04:42 AM on 02/02/05 
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Georgie boy: Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia?

Rental car woman: Would you like insurance?
Jerry: Yeah, you better give me the insurance. Because I'm gonna beat the hell out of this car.

More George: The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli!

George is the coolest character on the show - by far.
04:50 AM on 02/02/05 
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Sit down, my friends. Sit down and listen to the Glory of George:

- Hi, my name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents

- I've driven women to lesbianism before, but never to a mental institution.

- My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter, I was raised to give up. It's one of the few things I do well.

- I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up.

- In high school it was always "Bonjour, le George", "How's it going le George?", "Hey, let's stuff le George in le locker".

This one it too good to be left out:
*knock knock*
Jerry: Hello?
Cuban Man: Jerry Seinfeld?
Jerry: Yeah. Oh, you must be Kramer's guys. So, you got the cigars?
Cuban Man: What cigars?
Jerry: Kramer told me I was supposed to pick up some Cubans.
Cuban Man: Yes. We are the Cubans.
12:29 AM on 02/18/05 
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Just take one dip and END IT!
06:22 AM on 02/24/05 
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George: They gave me my own personal Rascal [one of those golfkarts old people drive], Jerry.

Jerry: Well, it's comforting to know that you'll be going straight to hell at no more than three miles per hour.
06:29 PM on 02/24/05 
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KRAMER: Oh no, no,. no. I had to fish around in the evidence room for it. You know, they're all preoccupied, trying to hunt down this new psycho-serial killer, the Lopper. All right, I'll see ya.

ELAINE: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Who is the Lopper?

KRAMER: Oh, it's no big deal. It's just some guy who's been running around Riverside park-pffff. You know, cutting people's heads off.

JERRY: How come I haven't read about this?

KRAMER: Well, you know, the police, they've been having some internal dissension about the name.

ELAINE: Really? What're the other titles?

KRAMER: Uh, Headso...uh...The Denogginizer...Son of dad.

JERRY: Son of dad?

KRAMER: Yeah. That was my suggestion. It's sort of a catchall.



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