Fucking Sheamus. I never get wound up about anything in wrestling, but he's one the most annoying 'faces' on the roster at the moment. I'll be fully behind Big Show at HITC.
Talking of which, I know he's not popular round here, but apart from Punk, he's one of the best heels on the mic. He never sounds like he's talking from a script, it always sound natural. Sure, in ring, he's not as 'agile' as he used to be. But if he's against a good worker, he can put on a half decent match. Works better with more than one person though.
Also, when you use the word 'dickwrecker' when talking about Eve, you mean you use her to calm yourself down when getting 'excited', right? People don't actually find her attractive, do they?