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Posted by: Keagan Ilvonen (07/28/12)
A man fell down a 40-foot gorge after trying to sneak into a Nickelback concert.

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06:17 PM on 07/28/12
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Jake Gyllenhaal
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May angels lead you in...
06:21 PM on 07/28/12
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read about this either yesterday or the day before. i think the headline was "universe punishes man for trying to see nickleback" hahaha i thought it was pretty funny.
06:22 PM on 07/28/12
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are you sure he wasn't trying to sneak out?
06:24 PM on 07/28/12
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ramen noodles
06:25 PM on 07/28/12
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terrible taste in music....terrible balance....dude just can't get a break.............unless you consider his foot.
06:26 PM on 07/28/12
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06:27 PM on 07/28/12
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O.m.g. the irony in this story hahahaha
06:27 PM on 07/28/12
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thats what u get for trying to sneak into a nickelback show lmaoooooo
06:27 PM on 07/28/12
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Ouch.
06:29 PM on 07/28/12
daftpunker45
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Well he was drunk.
06:39 PM on 07/28/12
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He wanted to get a better view of what the hell was actually on Joey's head.
06:48 PM on 07/28/12
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see under: things we wish were made up
06:52 PM on 07/28/12
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Sounds like he got what he deserved. Hope he learned his lesson.
07:01 PM on 07/28/12
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The guy must be a big fan
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