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02:26 PM on 10/04/12
RyanFTW
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I pray for David Blaine's safety not from the 1,000,000 volts, but from the power of Andrew W.K.'s rocking.
02:43 PM on 10/04/12
chrislauren
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Definitely gonna swing by there, hopefully it's open to the public.
02:57 PM on 10/04/12
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guys..it's magic
03:28 PM on 10/04/12
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Partying hard at a million volts.
03:28 PM on 10/04/12
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I pray for David Blaine's safety not from the 1,000,000 volts, but from the power of Andrew W.K.'s rocking.
thats where the REAL danger is.
04:07 PM on 10/04/12
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so if david blaine dies, does that mean andrew w.k. would have murdered him?
nay, rock and roll will be the culprit
05:46 PM on 10/04/12
esposimi
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Basically a huge Intel ad!
05:50 PM on 10/04/12
ghelms88
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And it's suppose to rain on Sunday. I'm not sure if this can get any more epic...
01:56 AM on 10/05/12
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Suffice to say, I could not find Chang's keyboard solo. This will do
05:14 AM on 10/05/12
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He's absolutely ELECTRIFIED. Get it? Get it?

I love you, Andrew.
12:26 PM on 10/05/12
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it's the amperage not the voltage...
Correct. I'm an electrician. With no amps it won't really do much. It'll fucking hurt with a decent whack. But amps kill people.

and any sophomore engineer can tell you where amps "come from": volts. Ohm's law? I'm pretty sure electricians know at least THAT. Our bodies only have so much electrical resistance.
12:44 PM on 10/05/12
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and any sophomore engineer can tell you where amps "come from": volts. Ohm's law? I'm pretty sure electricians know at least THAT. Our bodies only have so much electrical resistance.

I = v /R
02:38 PM on 10/05/12
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"David Blaine Parties Hard Until He Dies. Sponsored by Ultrabook."
04:42 PM on 10/05/12
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