Are you serious? I like plenty of things. Did you not see me hailing Saves The Day as perhaps best pop punk ever (especially since Stay What You Are might be the best pop punk album ever)?
Besides, I'm sure me and a lot of absolutepunkers have a lot common ground.
Here are a few things I like that a lot/some of you guys probably do too:
Saves The Day
All Time Low (Party Scene to SWIR only + Guts, Heroes, and For Baltimore)
The Graduate (2010 AOTY)
Mayday Parade (First Ep especially, don't care for Valdosta, ABH is terrible)
My Chemical Romance (Black Parade only, don't care for rest, Danger Days is terrible)
Rise Against (pretty much all except last two albums, Endgame is terrible)
fun. (A&I + Some Nights the song)
Panic! at the Disco (good portion of their discog)
Modern Life is War
Those are the obvious ones. I just happen to dislike a lot of other bands/artists that people here do (Coheed, TWY, Circa Survive, etc.) Although, most of these bands I listed were ones I really liked years ago, not really as much now.