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10:33 PM on 11/16/12 
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Ismael182
I'd love to turn you on
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Male - 28 Years Old
I really like it when girls put their hands through my hair, that's my spot.

That turns you to jello? You, my good man, suffer from erectile dysfunction.



"Good" may not be quite the word to use there.

I have to ask, who is that super hot angry looking girl in your avatar? She's looking into my soul, and it's turning me on. She kind of looks like Bernadette (Melissa Rauch) from the big bang theory, who is pretty hot as it is.
01:48 PM on 11/19/12 
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Lies, your g-spot is your jello spot. Do it just right and you'll explode jelly all over.



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