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07:32 AM on 12/02/12 
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A masochist cannibal dining alone.
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Fixed.

OP, I have nothing to offer aside from my sincere condolences. It is your birthday, though. Go to, like, Applebee's or something, tell them it's your birthday, and get a free cake or meal or whatever it is they do.
05:22 PM on 12/05/12 
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Go to Applebee's, yo. Seriously. You'll get free food! Or at the very least, a bunch of tone-deaf assholes singing Happy Birthday off-key, and while the song itself may suck, it might make you feel better about yourself.



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