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01:07 PM on 12/06/12 
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leftapart
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In a perfect world this thread wouldn't exist.
01:28 PM on 12/06/12 
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allthewaysaid
Have a feeling I'll die in my20s...
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In a perfect world, OP would not have made this thread. Sure, it was an easy joke, but someone had to do it.

You disgust me.
01:48 PM on 12/06/12 
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casinocolumbus
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My God, I'm not the only person who got that crappy song in their head from reading this thread

Haha sad thing I did too and now it's stuck in my head!
09:18 PM on 12/06/12 
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muttley
Drop all your things and go outside
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In a perfect world, I would have won that Powerball jackpot.
11:36 AM on 12/07/12 
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ParkwayTom
Forgive me, Nashville
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Ok? I'm sorry no one likes you, that has to suck.
11:40 AM on 12/07/12 
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Passion Man
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the double cheeseburger would be on the dollar menu.
12:40 PM on 12/07/12 
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Spencer Control
you'll grow your soul away
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I'm glad I got Billy Talent stuck in my head now instead of Simple Plan.

Same, haha.

OP, if we lived in a perfect world, we'd all be pretty chill and things would be good. We don't live in a perfect world, though, so we're all pretty used to things sucking; unless you're an optimist, in which case good for you. That's pretty much all there is to say.
01:31 PM on 12/07/12 
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kwsqd
let our passion bleed
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In a perfect world would there be turkeys?

I think what I am trying to say is that turkeys have a really weird red thing coming out of their necks. A wattle.
07:12 PM on 12/07/12 
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Tim Lincecum
Scotch and water. Hold the Scotch
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in a perfect world you would accept bill costas
03:22 PM on 12/15/12 
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neilishere
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And lets not forget deep fried jelly filled donut bacon cheeseburgers!


hmmm can someone make one now?
04:24 PM on 12/15/12 
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deanster321
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In a perfect world, there would be one day a week where everything tasted of chocolate orange.



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