[leftapart]

In a perfect world this thread wouldn't exist.

[allthewaysaid]

Originally Posted by ParkwayTom

In a perfect world, OP would not have made this thread. Sure, it was an easy joke, but someone had to do it.

You disgust me.

[casinocolumbus]

Originally Posted by RyanPm40

My God, I'm not the only person who got that crappy song in their head from reading this thread

Haha sad thing I did too and now it's stuck in my head!

[muttley]

In a perfect world, I would have won that Powerball jackpot.

[ParkwayTom]

Originally Posted by allthewaysaid

You disgust me.

Ok? I'm sorry no one likes you, that has to suck.

[Passion Man]

the double cheeseburger would be on the dollar menu.

[Spencer Control]

Originally Posted by majinsharingan

I'm glad I got Billy Talent stuck in my head now instead of Simple Plan.

Same, haha.

OP, if we lived in a perfect world, we'd all be pretty chill and things would be good. We don't live in a perfect world, though, so we're all pretty used to things sucking; unless you're an optimist, in which case good for you. That's pretty much all there is to say.

[kwsqd]

In a perfect world would there be turkeys?

I think what I am trying to say is that turkeys have a really weird red thing coming out of their necks. A wattle.

[Tim Lincecum]

in a perfect world you would accept bill costas

[neilishere]

Originally Posted by Grub

And lets not forget deep fried jelly filled donut bacon cheeseburgers!

hmmm can someone make one now?

[deanster321]

In a perfect world, there would be one day a week where everything tasted of chocolate orange.