A friend of mine just played with Issues and said they were actually pretty nice guys. Drunk, but nice. Apparently they played to a backing track, but when I say that I mean like... they played to the guitar tracks from their EP along with the samples over the speakers and just kinda acted like they were playing.
I hope they play a show with The Chariot and it shames them so bad they quit music. Seriously.
Or that they just make the jump and do EDM, it would get them a larger following anyway.