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10:33 AM on 12/14/12 
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get a sex change so you finally have a vagina to go along with the bitch you are
Damn straight. You hit the nail on the head with that one.
02:02 PM on 12/14/12 
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Damn straight. You hit the nail on the head with that one.


Where do you live? I wanna mail you something.
02:35 PM on 12/14/12 
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Where do you live? I wanna mail you something.
ignore the morons
05:32 PM on 12/14/12 
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20 little kids lost their lives in the most senseless way possible today. You still have yours, look at it that way.
05:37 PM on 12/14/12 
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I don't fault TorontoMatt for trying to avoid walking on eggshells in his reply (not that I'm saying anyone else is). That said, I don't know how this is something that can easily be fixed and if you are sure enough that a solution exists maybe you (Tmatt) could drop a tip or two. Going to a urologist is expensive and I don't have the cash to do it now.
TMatt has been put to sleep, at least on my PC. He strictly belongs to the Android phone now. With that said, yes I meant going to a uro. I've been once, the visit put me back about $200 just for a pat on the back. Now I don't know what's wrong with you, impotence is not something we go through at our ages. You would know better than me (and some doctors) as to whats causing it. Drugs have side-effects, you stop the drug you stop the side-effect(s). I assume the worst case scenario being you go on Viagra.
However, that's jumping the gun. You don't need a working dick until you have reason for it. And from what I remember reading, girls weren't climbing over you. So work on that aspect. I once gave dating advice and it got pretty heated. I'm in no way saying i'm a master dater, but no offense to people, but people are simple. Girls are simple. Depending where they grew up you can tell what their likes and dislikes are rather easily. Confidence, no one truly has confidence, not in everything. People are just good at hiding their lack of confidence, or displaying a fake form of it. Very rarely do girls have self-confidence. Hence why they look for a man with it. You build your confidence, or learn to display confidence and you will get them.

Since I'm bored I can type long. so here it is. I'm no longer the great looking guy I was 3-4 years ago. I put on weight, enough for a vain bastard like me to feel insecure. But not enough for me to be a recluse. My once great car has gotten stale, and my wallet isn't as deep as it once was. So needless to say, my ability to get girls has waned. Or at least that's what I thought. But the truth was my confidence left me and so did they. So I built it back up without losing the weight.

i don't think every girl is different. I think every age group is different. 16-21 (they are just looking for a guy to take charge and show them a good time. You need not ask them anything, you can tell them everything)
22-24(this is the worst age group, especially if they went to a 4 year state school. These educated ones are angry, they are simply angry because they were once 16-21 and now their eyes are opened. Tread carefully with this.)
25-30(if they are single, then they are easy and desperate, especially if their friends are getting married. They want to get married so you tell them what they want to hear. Doesn't matter how educated they are, they have now almost completely reverted to their teenage selves. They realized that their bitchiness in their early twenties got them nowhere so they made a 180. They are sweet, and if you want them you just have to show them that you can take care of them. Simple. Whether you can or cannot is irrelevant if you're just looking to bone. It's natural for them to be this way at that age, their "biological clock is ticking like this!" This is where you can finally be honest with someone, because they aren't dumb. they know life is hard, and you exchange stories on how hard it actually is. Just don't do that right off the bat. This is where you find the girl)

If I have to tell you what to say to them I will. Does it always work for me? No. The last time I failed with a girl was a year ago. I was in atlanta, I told her that after a baby is born in Toronto the doctor cleans them up and puts them on a little maple leaf before handing it to the mother. She didn't laugh even though her friends thought it was cute and laughed. She blew me off that night. 2 months later after seeing me around, and after her friend and I shared the same bed a few times, she has gone to tears in order for me to give her a chance.

That paragraph is there simply to show you that I say whatever the hell that I want to a girl. it either works or it doesn't Just do it with confidence and you'll be okay.

And some more rambling because I can.

Yesterday it was my friends birthday. Thursday night downtown toronto. I walk into a bar and order a hot chocolate and shook myself off as if it was -10 (yes i'm on Celsius now). Funny thing, there's no snow in Toronto which is uncharacteristically warm for this time a year. the girl closes to me says "how can you be cold in this warm whether?" So I flipped the switch and said "I'm from Atlanta and it only gets this cold in our freezers."
I didn't bang her that night, but it's 8:40 now and I have to start getting ready for our date

Ciao
Prior to my post, people were being rather kind. I wonder if I incited a small riot
06:04 PM on 12/14/12 
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hahahahaha did i really get reported for my comment? hahaha thats quite, quite pathetic
10:55 PM on 12/14/12 
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Not going to kill myself because I don't have the guts. My main goal in life, if the plan for a solution fails, is to move out of my folks' house for their sake, find a stable job where I can support myself by illustrating/digital painting, and live comfortably alone and in peace. *cue comfortably numb by pink floyd*

Finding a tenderlover is out of the question. Not because I'm bisexual/gay and on the downlow. Not because I want to avoid relationships. Believe me, dying alone was never part of the plan. However, the game changed when my parents put me on medicine at a young age to deal with the psychosis. After being on the medicine so long, I thought it would be a good idea to take myself off it and replace them with more natural drugs (like weed). That only made the psychosis worse, which surprised me because at that age I never knew of a single person who didn't become more chill/happy while on that stuff. Maybe alcohol would have been a better option, or maybe not given that both of my folks and a large portion of my family are alcoholics and I didn't want the same fate. Nothing against alcoholics, but that lifestyle always ends up being more negative than positive.

Anyway, after going crazy my folks put me back into the mental hospital. During my stay there I was put on medication that numbed me significantly. Not only mentally and emotionally, but physically; there was a side effect that can best be described as something similar to chemical castration. With the feelings in my genitals gone, most of my social skills left too. What's the point in socializing and becoming close to people you care about if you can't express love physically? It's a healthy and natural part of life. Yes, being asexual can also be healthy, but I always wanted to know what sex was like. To find some kind of complete physical/spiritual/emotional fulfillment with a person I love.

Now I am almost totally unsociable because my extreme anxiety prevents me from communicating with most of the world. I'm a real piece of work: obese because of the meds (unattractive), angry and frustrated because sex is removed from my life for good, and depressed and sometimes manic due to the meds I was put on at a young age and the poor decision to take myself off them when I was 18.

Well, that's the sob story. I'm looking into seeing a urologist and hopefully there are options for me. I'm off the meds that made my genitals numb, and am taking something much less intense, but the sexual side effects still remain. When I brought this up to a couple of doctors they told me to talk to the psychologist, who then told me to make an appt. with the urologist. Once I save enough money, I'll go and hopefully find a cure for this.
Man, thanks for inspiring me to stop complaining about little things. Godspeed on your journey
12:47 AM on 12/15/12 
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Harry Potter: is Tmatt your trolling alt? If so, I'ma have to show you a thing or two about proper trolling. Sorry, didn't read your whole post. Viagra doesn't bring the sensitiyity back into my prick. Just gets me hard, which I have no problem doing on my own. My problem is that instead of having a sex organ between my legs it feels like I have a handful of flesh hanging down that gets in the way. I don't mean that in the sense that I'd rather have a vagina - it just feels like it isn't a part of me anymore and having sex with it would be the equivalent of trying to cum with my thumb.

Maybe I can switch over to prostate massages, but I've attempted that it's it's uncomfortable and annoying.

That all said, after Friday's news I haven't been thinking about this problem much lately.
01:08 AM on 12/15/12 
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I don't know you man, but you will make it through this.
11:38 AM on 12/15/12 
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Ive yet to make a troll post. All the effort I do seems to fall on deaf ears. But ultimately my "quit complaining" mentality has dawned on you. Good luck with your future.
12:37 PM on 12/15/12 
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don't give up.stay strong
02:00 PM on 12/15/12 
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Wait, are you the guy who posted that troll thread about almost losing your virginity to your second cousin but had a two inch dick so he couldn't get laid?
02:21 PM on 12/15/12 
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Wait, are you the guy who posted that troll thread about almost losing your virginity to your second cousin but had a two inch dick so he couldn't get laid?

lol i miss tht
03:41 PM on 12/15/12 
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Wait, are you the guy who posted that troll thread about almost losing your virginity to your second cousin but had a two inch dick so he couldn't get laid?

That was one of them, yes. That was mostly fabrication with a bit of truth thrown in.
04:42 PM on 12/15/12 
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