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I'd like to see a telenovela about the miserable lives of central floridians and how they cope with an impending Four Loko ban. Sort of like Jersey Shore meets The Twilight Zone.

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"The East Wing"

a docudrama that chronicles the intersection and dissection of various suburban 40 year olds. i'm thinking maybe like serial murderer of the week. maybe some freak natural disasters. like american beauty meets crash meets the colony.

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I Want To Kill Myself Please Send Me Money To Hire An Assassin - SEEKING A FRIEND FOR THE END OF THE WORLD Spinoff Series

Old man wants to die, but the world is going to end and he wants to go to heaven too so he posts on craigslist in search of professional assassins only to find the love of his life / various quirky characters. Each episode will revolve around the new craigslist email he gets, etc. He doesn't actually wind up killing himself he just dies with everyone else because the world is over and he's just like "ugh" at the end.