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12:00 AM on 12/23/12 
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thisisadisaster
RICK FROM ALABAMA
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What would that kid in Free Willy do? MTV reality series.
12:15 AM on 12/23/12 
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thisisadisaster
RICK FROM ALABAMA
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A movie about a bunch of guys in the military who all drive tanks and set up a competition to determine which of their crew is the best of the best at driving mother fucking tanks.

Tank Tops Summer 2013
02:19 AM on 12/24/12 
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thisisadisaster
RICK FROM ALABAMA
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A group of midgets in the afterlife band together to make eternity more comfortable by creating a tiny people section in heaven.

Little Slice of Heaven
12:27 PM on 12/24/12 
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dejadegaussed
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2 best friends and drug dealer partners try to make it through college without getting arrested, without failing, and without getting stabbed, butchered murdered and raped in the big city
05:38 AM on 12/25/12 
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a speedo model
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Chicago, IL
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I think a sitcom revolving around a Time-Share would be very interesting.
05:39 AM on 12/25/12 
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a speedo model
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A group of midgets in the afterlife band together to make eternity more comfortable by creating a tiny people section in heaven.

Little Slice of Heaven
I would totally download it.
07:22 AM on 12/25/12 
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popdisaster00
Two years is a long time to pretend
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Twin Cities, MN
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the "jack peoples ideas" thread

This is why I'm here.
11:28 AM on 12/25/12 
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JamieTheSonger
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Every character from Victorious and that's it.

Season 5 of Victorious coming soon love you Ari.

I was like 200% sure the second line would say "But naked". fuck

show where everyone is finally really happy in last episode of last season until the last minute when everyone dies.
09:48 PM on 12/25/12 
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thisisadisaster
RICK FROM ALABAMA
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Lacy was picked on for being ugly and a nerd in school, but now that she is rich and beautiful and lives in LA, she is taking a trip back to her hometown for her high school reunion looking for revenge. Watch as she gets back at those snotty nose bitches by making them ugly by putting glasses on their face and pulling up their hair. Get your girlfriends together and get on down to your local theater to see the must see flick of the year, "Reverse She's All That"
09:52 PM on 12/25/12 
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thisisadisaster
RICK FROM ALABAMA
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Fruit of the Womb

A woman mysteriously becomes pregnant after mating with an apple
09:53 PM on 12/25/12 
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thisisadisaster
RICK FROM ALABAMA
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A man recalls the various occupations he has had in his lifetime on his deathbed before he dies.

Steve's Jobs
10:04 PM on 12/25/12 
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thisisadisaster
RICK FROM ALABAMA
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Meet Samantha, played by Katherine Heigl, a woman in upper management for a fortune 500 company who is hiding a terrible secret... she is really into HeroClix. Watch as she balances her Wall Street life with her comic shop games. Will she hook up with the millionaire of the guy who runs the comic shop?
10:08 PM on 12/25/12 
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thisisadisaster
RICK FROM ALABAMA
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Two separated lovers try to find each other on the internet.

"May I Google You for a Second?"
10:35 PM on 12/25/12 
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thisisadisaster
RICK FROM ALABAMA
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jurassic park without dinosaurs
10:35 PM on 12/25/12 
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Wake Up
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I Want To Kill Myself Please Send Me Money To Hire An Assassin - SEEKING A FRIEND FOR THE END OF THE WORLD Spinoff Series

Old man wants to die, but the world is going to end and he wants to go to heaven too so he posts on craigslist in search of professional assassins only to find the love of his life / various quirky characters. Each episode will revolve around the new craigslist email he gets, etc. He doesn't actually wind up killing himself he just dies with everyone else because the world is over and he's just like "ugh" at the end.



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