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04:19 PM on 12/27/12 
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thursday727
More over than Santa Claus baybay!
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American White Trash-Off, the show were the biggest white trash from around the country compete every week to be crowned that week's White Trash Champion. They'll compete in such events like:

-Bar Fight Time Attack
-Bud Light Chug Off
-Who's Tattoos Are Shittier?
-Exeters or Decades?
-How Cheap Can You Be At The Gas Station?
-Mud Fight Showdown
-Dollar General Shopping Challenge
-Low Budget Car Repair
-How Much Grizzly Chew Can You Handle?
-And many more!
So get ready to throw class in the trash and watch American White Trash-Off!
Already exists , to top it off their version of your idea is hosted by Stone Cold Steve Austin.
05:17 PM on 12/27/12 
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06:22 PM on 12/27/12 
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ok so its a movie that takes place in the future and like we (earth) send all the one hit wonders like sisqo into space to live on the moon so earth is full of normal people but then earth blows up (long story) and then the earth has to be repopulated by the one hit wonders. can these people with their 5 minutes of fame produce another hit in the form of a civilization? find out on "who let the baha men repopulate the earth" sundays on E!

Fruit of the Womb

A woman mysteriously becomes pregnant after mating with an apple

I Want To Kill Myself Please Send Me Money To Hire An Assassin - SEEKING A FRIEND FOR THE END OF THE WORLD Spinoff Series

Old man wants to die, but the world is going to end and he wants to go to heaven too so he posts on craigslist in search of professional assassins only to find the love of his life / various quirky characters. Each episode will revolve around the new craigslist email he gets, etc. He doesn't actually wind up killing himself he just dies with everyone else because the world is over and he's just like "ugh" at the end.

holy fuck you guys
08:20 PM on 12/27/12 
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Already exists , to top it off their version of your idea is hosted by Stone Cold Steve Austin.

The fact that actually is a thing depresses the fuck out of me.
06:49 PM on 12/30/12 
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"Muuuuuurrrrrrrrrrddddaaaaa"

A man, played by Ja Rule, finds himself cut from his big comeback single and seeks revenge on the musicians who cut his verse. Also staring Brand New's Jesse Lacey, the music biz messiahs Shone, and a special appearance by 50 Cent and Ashanti. Directed by Quientin Tarantino.
08:35 PM on 01/27/13 
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thursday727
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"Hell's Waiting Room"
The resident's association of an everyday nursing home gets fed up with the way the staff and their children treat them and they think they can run things better them so they manipulate the other residents into slaughtering the staff while keeping some hostage to cook and clean for them and they begin a police standoff while pretty much running a tyrannical regime , What they don't know is that one resident who is a WW2 vet has nothing but disgust for them and sees them as dishonoring their peers of the"greatest generation" who gave their life fighting against Fascism , and he plans to take them down even if his hip gives out.

the plot is like Die Hard with old people done in a pulp thriller Tarantino style.
09:07 PM on 01/27/13 
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A man in his mid twenties suddenly realizes he remembers more Spanish from his high school course than he believed that he did.

"I think I el remembero"
10:18 PM on 01/27/13 
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thursday727
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" The troll who tried too hard: The Thisisadisaster stpry"
A Lifetime Original movie.
10:27 PM on 01/27/13 
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^^^
10:28 PM on 01/27/13 
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A man with no sense of humor struggles to survive in a world without new Thursday music.

Thursday727 staring Bradley Cooper
10:28 PM on 01/27/13 
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did u die of old age yet thursday1923?
10:45 PM on 01/27/13 
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When two gangsters from opposite crews get into trouble, the judge gives them the ultimate punishment... SHE SENTENCES THEM TO BE ATTACHED TO EACH OTHER AT THE EAR! Now these two street thugs (played by Nelly and Dakota Fanning) have to learn to get along, and maybe even learn to be friends.

EAR BUDS COMING SUMMER 2014
10:47 PM on 01/27/13 
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aww guys you're so sweet <3



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