at my place of work I am a shift supervisor with another girl and the store manager. The other shift supervisor sucks. she never shows up and has no idea what she's doing but of course she hasn't gotten fired
I was going to have tomorrow off and new years eve but thanks to her stupidity I have to work 19 out of the next 20 days
MERRY CHRISTMAS MOTHER FUCKER!!!
me: how may i help you
guy; why dont you have christmas stuff?
me: we do?
me: in the store???
guy: why dont you have it in the windows like kmart??
me: i have no idea
guy: well maybe next year you will try harder
me: come in next year and you can do it for us (hangs up)