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11:43 AM on 12/24/12 
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A masochist cannibal dining alone.
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One time, I hid in the bathroom for the full 8 hour shift listening to George Carlin.

I also almost accidentally killed a German guy once. I'm gonna withhold the details, though.
12:17 PM on 12/24/12 
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How did you manage spending an entire 8 hour shift hiding in the bathroom?

I'm not one to simply reveal my methods to anyone who asks. The right to that information must be earned.
09:39 PM on 08/19/14 
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You should pull an awesome practical joke on him. Like, call him pretending to be a doctor and say something like "Your [insert loved one here] has been in a serious accident, we need you to come down to the hospital immediately." And then he gets in his car, puts the key in the ignition, turns the engine on and then his car blows up.

That'll learn 'em.



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