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12:14 PM on 12/26/12 
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VampiresRevenge
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All i hear here day in and day out is my girlfriend slept with a 40 year old, or my girlfriend chose some other guy and I just can't take it. Screw you guys, MY GIRLFRIEND JUST DIED! I don't know how to fix her and bring her back.
Okay, I feel like a freaking idiot asking this, but are you saying she literally died? Or did she figuratively die because you think she's cheating on you? I always knew Ginny was a whore...
12:32 PM on 12/26/12 
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deanster321
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I kind of resent you for beating me to it, but with that said, great post.
01:20 PM on 12/26/12 
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05:14 PM on 12/26/12 
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ChelseaRiane
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I'm always serious, it just sounds glib.

A week ago my Galaxy S3 stopped working and ATT doesn't want to mail it to Canada. So I have no phone, no tv, no car.

But seriously. Life just sucks. I lost the one. I'm giving up. This is such a drag.

Merry Christmas all you happy people. I hope it's a blast.

You're a goddamn phony, "Harry"
01:16 AM on 12/27/12 
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Roboman
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For all the idiots in this thread, no, no actual person died, just Harry's TV (i.e. his "girlfriend").
12:42 PM on 12/27/12 
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if the TV is the centerpiece of your non-sports-viewing party, you've got problems.
07:31 AM on 12/28/12 
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a minimalist living room isn't really complete without a TV. I only have 2 pieces of furniture, the tv completed me.



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