[princessjinifer]

Originally Posted by incognitojones

admitting you have a problem is the first step to fixing it.

looking up the second step is the second step

That is how I usually fix things like that, I thought you would have a better way to fix this though :p

[incognitojones]

Originally Posted by princessjinifer

That is how I usually fix things like that, I thought you would have a better way to fix this though :p

nope

[2's&3's]

I wouldn't worry your naive little head, princess. See, what you are completely missing is that you are dealing with a triply dangerous threat to humanity -- lesbians. They are a danger because

1. They are unable to procreate without male servitude. You are simply a pawn to their long-term goals. If you are saying, "we never even talked about pregnancy," well no fucking duh. They already gathered the substances needed and you are no longer of use.
2. Females are evil and controlling, and somehow you experienced a lesbian triangle and somehow made it out relatively unscathed. Bask in your accomplishment and learn from it.
3. Similar to the sneaky Canadians waiting to cross the border and take over the U.S., lesbians are concocting the first lesbian inspired biological weapon. Women are tortured monthly because they need to be reminded that they are bat shit crazy (and it's a result of Eve's transgressions -- religious mandate). Reports from softball organizations, Tegan and Sara shows, and Ellen Degeneres have claimed that they have found a way to concentrate and aerosolize vagina blood. The results could be devastating.

Open your eyes and you'll be amazed at what you see.

[dash64]

I wouldn't worry about it too much. Give it some time.

[Spencer Control]

In the meantime, if you're actually seventeen, there is double reason not to worry too much.

[RyanPm40]

Originally Posted by 2's&3's

I wouldn't worry your naive little head, princess. See, what you are completely missing is that you are dealing with a triply dangerous threat to humanity -- lesbians. They are a danger because

1. They are unable to procreate without male servitude. You are simply a pawn to their long-term goals. If you are saying, "we never even talked about pregnancy," well no fucking duh. They already gathered the substances needed and you are no longer of use.
2. Females are evil and controlling, and somehow you experienced a lesbian triangle and somehow made it out relatively unscathed. Bask in your accomplishment and learn from it.
3. Similar to the sneaky Canadians waiting to cross the border and take over the U.S., lesbians are concocting the first lesbian inspired biological weapon. Women are tortured monthly because they need to be reminded that they are bat shit crazy (and it's a result of Eve's transgressions -- religious mandate). Reports from softball organizations, Tegan and Sara shows, and Ellen Degeneres have claimed that they have found a way to concentrate and aerosolize vagina blood. The results could be devastating.

Open your eyes and you'll be amazed at what you see.

hahahahaha I don't even know how someone could come up with something so random

[ParkwayTom]

[suicidesaints]

you're 17... you've been talking to two chicks about having a threesome...

cry me a fucking river

[LetterBomb31]

Originally Posted by suicidesaints

cry me a fucking river

[suicidesaints]

Originally Posted by LetterBomb31

[The Mysterious]

I remember when I was in high school.

[ari telescope]

my god did i just read an episode of degrassi

[xCoconutheadx]

I agree with most on here. Its time to move on. Be the bigger person.

[WaveUponWave]

Originally Posted by White

This.

These

[kbomb001]

Originally Posted by WaveUponWave

These

Those