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11:27 PM on 01/02/13 
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11:11
Looking for the morning after.
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Temple, PA
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He didn't deny it, must be true.
02:51 AM on 01/03/13 
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open mind
bastard on parade
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you're a brave man to come forward with this information. god bless you, sir, god bless you.
05:26 AM on 01/03/13 
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suicidesaints
A Million F@$% Diamonds
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Dallas
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even I don't know where to start
06:05 AM on 01/03/13 
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Dustin Harkins
@HologramDHark Sorry in advance
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Garland, TX
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I WANT A FUCKING MUG

THIS.
06:08 AM on 01/03/13 
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Dustin Harkins
@HologramDHark Sorry in advance
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Garland, TX
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"Perfect weather for Good Old War"

"Here is an example of his subliminal messaging that signifies a takeover is imminent"

Best part.
06:11 AM on 01/03/13 
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loveisdead
Release the doves. Surrender love.
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"Perfect weather for Good Old War"

"Here is an example of his subliminal messaging that signifies a takeover is imminent"

Best part.

Besides the part about the mugs, I agree. I laughed at that.
06:22 AM on 01/03/13 
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*crying stars*
... are you crazy?
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MA
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King Tate sits on a throne of LIES
06:23 AM on 01/03/13 
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Dustin Harkins
@HologramDHark Sorry in advance
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Garland, TX
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I'M JUST SAYIN IT'S OBVIOUS.
07:47 AM on 01/03/13 
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Portugal4142
@BrandonMir
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Too much work went into this for this to be funny
08:33 AM on 01/03/13 
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Jake Gyllenhaal
Shut the door baby Don't say a word
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Jason Tate's name is an anagram for "Sonata Jet." Everyone knows that Sonata Jet is the name of the flying vessel that elite members of the Illuminati take to travel from planet to planet, enslaving the races of different life forms.
09:01 AM on 01/03/13 
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sjb2k1
not photoshopped
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the bull city
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all i got was the calendar magnet! moderator revolt!
09:03 AM on 01/03/13 
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caveBEAR
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Palm Coast, FL
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I didn't get anything. My name's not even green yet. What the hell?
09:03 AM on 01/03/13 
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loveisdead
Release the doves. Surrender love.
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Long Island
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all i got was the calendar magnet! moderator revolt!

I didn't even get that. 2012 remains on my fridge.
09:06 AM on 01/03/13 
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sjb2k1
not photoshopped
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the bull city
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I didn't even get that. 2012 remains on my fridge.
no longer shall we toil for mere green name prestige. we demand more. we demand

something to put my coffee in
09:11 AM on 01/03/13 
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loveisdead
Release the doves. Surrender love.
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Long Island
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no longer shall we toil for mere green name prestige. we demand more. we demand

something to put my coffee in

a.....a....A MUG!



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