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03:51 AM on 01/03/13 
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open mind
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you're a brave man to come forward with this information. god bless you, sir, god bless you.
06:26 AM on 01/03/13 
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suicidesaints
A Million F@$% Diamonds
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even I don't know where to start
07:05 AM on 01/03/13 
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Dustin Harkins
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I WANT A FUCKING MUG

THIS.
07:08 AM on 01/03/13 
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Dustin Harkins
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"Perfect weather for Good Old War"

"Here is an example of his subliminal messaging that signifies a takeover is imminent"

Best part.
07:11 AM on 01/03/13 
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loveisdead
LGJ
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"Perfect weather for Good Old War"

"Here is an example of his subliminal messaging that signifies a takeover is imminent"

Best part.

Besides the part about the mugs, I agree. I laughed at that.
07:22 AM on 01/03/13 
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*crying stars*
... are you crazy?
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King Tate sits on a throne of LIES
07:23 AM on 01/03/13 
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Dustin Harkins
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I'M JUST SAYIN IT'S OBVIOUS.
08:47 AM on 01/03/13 
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Portugal4142
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Too much work went into this for this to be funny
09:33 AM on 01/03/13 
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Jake Gyllenhaal
Sit on Santa's lap
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Jason Tate's name is an anagram for "Sonata Jet." Everyone knows that Sonata Jet is the name of the flying vessel that elite members of the Illuminati take to travel from planet to planet, enslaving the races of different life forms.
10:01 AM on 01/03/13 
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sjb2k1
8-7, sack orton
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all i got was the calendar magnet! moderator revolt!
10:03 AM on 01/03/13 
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caveBEAR
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I didn't get anything. My name's not even green yet. What the hell?
10:03 AM on 01/03/13 
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loveisdead
LGJ
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all i got was the calendar magnet! moderator revolt!

I didn't even get that. 2012 remains on my fridge.
10:06 AM on 01/03/13 
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sjb2k1
8-7, sack orton
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I didn't even get that. 2012 remains on my fridge.
no longer shall we toil for mere green name prestige. we demand more. we demand

something to put my coffee in
10:11 AM on 01/03/13 
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loveisdead
LGJ
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no longer shall we toil for mere green name prestige. we demand more. we demand

something to put my coffee in

a.....a....A MUG!
11:18 AM on 01/03/13 
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anthonythings
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I didn't get anything. My name's not even green yet. What the hell?

how many moderators does this place need?



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