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08:30 PM on 02/17/13 
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Jake Gyllenhaal
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Did you know, it is against the law...

in Los Angeles to bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
in South Bend, Indiana, for monkeys to smoke cigarettes.
in Montana, it's a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
in Tennessee, to use a lasso to catch fish.
in Sarasota, Florida, to sing while wearing a bikini.
in Houston, Texas, to buy Limburger cheese, goose liver, or rye bread on a Sunday.
09:09 PM on 02/17/13 
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There's a lot of buzz around Lenny
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If you catch a fish with a lasso you should automatically get to be a Senator, at minimum.
09:36 PM on 02/17/13 
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If you catch a fish with a lasso you should automatically get to be a Senator, at minimum.

I think a promotion to world dictator would happen pretty quick though.
06:50 AM on 02/18/13 
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Jake Gyllenhaal
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In less than a week, Marco Rubio has raked in over $100,000 in campaign contributions by capitalizing on his SOTU response sip of water by selling Rubio water bottles

08:34 AM on 02/18/13 
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Quote:
"Send the liberal detractors a message that not only does Marco Rubio inspire you he hydrates you too,"

that's a pretty disgusting pun.
08:37 AM on 02/18/13 
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Cereal_Killer
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happy black history month!
10:13 AM on 02/18/13 
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thesinkingship
Can't get that engine turned over
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Holding mock debates in my U.S. Government course. Surprisingly, going well.
10:57 AM on 02/18/13 
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popdisaster00
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Why are the presidential candidate threads still sticky'd here?
11:05 AM on 02/18/13 
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Why are the presidential candidate threads still sticky'd here?

...They're not? Not for me anyway.

11:11 AM on 02/18/13 
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popdisaster00
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...They're not? Not for me anyway.

Very weird - some still are for me:

11:54 AM on 02/18/13 
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fixed. if you have different times set for thread views they would show up. forum defaults to like a month's worth of threads i think.
04:44 PM on 02/18/13 
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04:50 PM on 02/18/13 
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You haven't seen bad press coverage on Menendez?
04:54 PM on 02/18/13 
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David87
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I will say that I haven't followed it much since it initially broke, because the initial story was quoting an anonymous person with anonymous sources....it didn't seem to have much credibility to it. The sex with prostitutes part, I mean. I've since read more about the financial implications than the sex stuff.


I will say this...I knew immediately it didn't have anything to do with a Republican senator since it wasn't underage male prostitutes.
04:55 PM on 02/18/13 
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Did Rubio actually get bad press coverage for drinking water? If so, that's ridiculous.

He looked a bit silly and I can see why that would be parodied and mocked, but that's not the same as bad press coverage. Did anybody actually say something 'serious' about that?
 



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