[zion the lion]

I wonder what it'd be like if aliens came and decided our nutritional value meant that we were made to be eaten.

[bobsheiskawy]

i'd be so pissed if i lost the food allergy lottery at the sperm bank.

[2's&3's]

Originally Posted by bobsheiskawy

i'd be so pissed if i lost the food allergy lottery at the sperm bank.

How do you pronounce your user name? I've always read it as "Bob, she is skawy." Like how a little kid would say scary.

[leftapart]

You didn't apply to that place in Berkeley that advertises under the job section on craigslist... did you?

[LostAllways]

Originally Posted by leftapart

You didn't apply to that place in Berkeley that advertises under the job section on craigslist... did you?

Nah, Palo Alto. Berkeley is toooo far. I wish I lived in Berks though. If you look on CL, there's a million fucking studies they'll pay you $75/hour and up to show up to for people our age. I'd never need a real job. Why, you've been there or something?

[bobsheiskawy]

Originally Posted by 2's&3's

How do you pronounce your user name? I've always read it as "Bob, she is skawy." Like how a little kid would say scary.

i generally try to not have to pronounce it haha. it started out as a play on "shish kebab" with the abbreviation for wyoming at the end (i was really, really cool in eighth grade), so maybe something like "Bob shishka double-you why"? then again, when i tell tell people how to find me in real life, i usually kind of spell it out by saying "bob she is ka w y." i'd say just do it however you want. i like that you've noticed it enough to justify the word "always" haha.

[saintnumberfive]

This is a fun thread to surf through. haha

[saintnumberfive]

Originally Posted by White

6 Terrifying Things Nobody Tells You About Donating Sperm

#2 is of special concern.

This was an absolute riot to read. I lol'd a lot.

[HarryPotter]

i would never donate anything other than canned foods

[Spencer Control]

Originally Posted by bobsheiskawy

i generally try to not have to pronounce it haha. it started out as a play on "shish kebab" with the abbreviation for wyoming at the end (i was really, really cool in eighth grade), so maybe something like "Bob shishka double-you why"? then again, when i tell tell people how to find me in real life, i usually kind of spell it out by saying "bob she is ka w y." i'd say just do it however you want. i like that you've noticed it enough to justify the word "always" haha.

Honestly, I was wondering the same exact thing. I've always just sort of brushed past your username, but in the draft thread it kept popping up and resurfacing in my brain as a piece of information it could not process.

Originally Posted by saintnumberfive

This was an absolute riot to read. I lol'd a lot.

Are you a regular there? Their articles are very, very often equally hilarious, and quite consistently thought-provoking.


As for this thread... I really hope it's a troll. OP is, besides the bit where he's apparently perfect, everything I hate about humans. Also, let me remind everybody that he's masturbating for money. Call that good or bad.

[Theseventhson]

OP sounds like a terrible human

[Spencer Control]

Basically first time I agree with Tyler

[Mr. November]

i bet my ass has more hair on it then the OP's

[bladerdude360]

The issue isn't whether or not you think allergies are a big deal and/or would decrease someone's quality of life, it's that you would be lying about something for your own personal gain and that you would be deceiving a possible recipient and the sperm bank who specifically say they don't take donors with certain allergies (assuming that's what they say, I have literally no idea). Essentially it's just a shitty thing to do regardless of how your allergies have affected your life.

[seymourbuttes]

Originally Posted by LostAllways

Just applied at a local sperm bank, waiting on the call back. I'm intelligent (just turned 19, senior standing in university), bilingual (arguably trilingual), good looking enough, tall enough, and absolutely ripped and healthy as hell ;) get at me ladies. My only concerns: I've smoked weed, and I have really, really, utterly terrible eyesight. Not sure if that even matters because I don't think eyesight is in any way hereditary. If I don't qualify, at least I'll have the extensive genetic/infectious disease screenings done for free. I really hope I do though.

So... anyone here have experience (or know someone that does) with donating sperm? And by donating, I mean getting paid to do it. Tell me about how great it is to masturbate for money!

Gotta take good care of my nuts... Me and my twin brother went to a bank, got tested, they called back almost immediately and told us we were upper 95th percentile. We start some supplements, smoking weed everyday, etc, didn't follow up with it. After 3 months, they told us we'd have to get tested again if we wanted to do it, and we dropped to 37th percentile. It's mostly genetic and taking good care of your nuts.