[blackmold]

Originally Posted by Theseventhson

OP sounds like a terrible human

This.

[RyanPm40]

Why does OP think allergies and eye sight aren't hereditary? Considering he said he has people in his family with egg allergies, and he has an egg allergy.. sounds hereditary to me haha. The tendency to develop allergies often IS hereditary. And if he's been having eye issues since birth (not sure if he has or not), also probably hereditary.

[Ollie McKraut]

OP is a real life dennis reynolds

[muttley]

Stop giving him crap, guys. Didn't you read the OP? He's intelligent, and there's no way a self-proclaimed intelligent human being would be an idiot.

Have we fed the troll?

[saintnumberfive]

Originally Posted by Ollie McKraut

OP is a real life dennis reynolds

This is spot on. And Dennis is a shithead, no less!

[sammyboy516]

Originally Posted by LostAllways

Ohhhhhh damn, I'm allergic to eggs, sesame seeds, kiwi, pecans, walnuts, and cats. Disqualified. GG.

... I'm going to lie about the food allergies and see what happens.

I swear I will e-mail your profile picture to every sperm donation center in the Bay Area and tell them you lied about your allergies.

Seriously though, what an awful thing to do, man.

Edit: I wouldn't even have to e-mail all of them, you even mentioned the location in this thread.

[LostAllways]

Originally Posted by RyanPm40

Why does OP think allergies and eye sight aren't hereditary? Considering he said he has people in his family with egg allergies, and he has an egg allergy.. sounds hereditary to me haha. The tendency to develop allergies often IS hereditary. And if he's been having eye issues since birth (not sure if he has or not), also probably hereditary.

Eyesight is 100% not hereditary under all circumstances. If two people that are legally blind fuck they're not gonna have a legally blind kid, that's not how it works. I have 4 siblings and none of them have any allergies -- ever heard of a recessive allele? Just because you don't have a certain condition or allergy, doesn't mean you don't carry the allele.

[Siren]

You really like yourself.

[LostAllways]

Originally Posted by sammyboy516

I swear I will e-mail your profile picture to every sperm donation center in the Bay Area and tell them you lied about your allergies.

Seriously though, what an awful thing to do, man.

Edit: I wouldn't even have to e-mail all of them, you even mentioned the location in this thread.

Come on bro I'm just trying to pay for college

[sammyboy516]

Originally Posted by LostAllways

Come on bro I'm just trying to pay for college

Then get a real job and work like everyone else? I mean seriously, it would be really crappy to lie about that.

[LostAllways]

Originally Posted by sammyboy516

Then get a real job and work like everyone else? I mean seriously, it would be really crappy to lie about that.

Yeah I'm not already busting my ass working full time while taking 16 upper division units. I pay my own tuition in full, cash, like nobody else. I spoke to a rep and she said there are cases in which non-severe food allergies do not disqualify donors and that they may be able to work with me, so I'm going in and seeing what's up.

Also: Nobody on this forum has an even half-decent sense of humor, that's what happens when you ban all the good trolls (Sweezy).

Except for these two, they probably get laid

Originally Posted by saintnumberfive

This is a fun thread to surf through. haha

'twas the goal

Originally Posted by bobsheiskawy

i'd be so pissed if i lost the food allergy lottery at the sperm bank.

I'll let you know who does

[sammyboy516]

Originally Posted by LostAllways

Yeah I'm not already busting my ass working full time while taking 16 upper division units. I pay my own tuition in full, cash, like nobody else. I spoke to a rep and she said there are cases in which non-severe food allergies do not disqualify donors and that they may be able to work with me, so I'm going in and seeing what's up.

Also: Nobody on this forum has an even half-decent sense of humor, that's what happens when you ban all the good trolls (Sweezy).

Except for these two, they probably get laid
'twas the goal
I'll let you know who does

I'm really not sure what you mean by any of this. It's great that you're working hard and its great that you are putting yourself through school, I sincerely respect that. I'm not sure if you're trying to say you were joking about lying to the sperm bank or what, because now you're sayng they can work with you about your allergies. All I (and others, I assume) are saying is that if you were serious, that would be a really crappy thing to do. It has nothing to do with having a "half-decent sense of humor." You started a serious thread and then made what I guess you're saying was a joke, but didn't at all seem like one.

[Theseventhson]

Man now I feel really bad if you're dumb enough to think you're even remotely funny.

[LostAllways]

Originally Posted by sammyboy516

I'm really not sure what you mean by any of this. It's great that you're working hard and its great that you are putting yourself through school, I sincerely respect that. I'm not sure if you're trying to say you were joking about lying to the sperm bank or what, because now you're sayng they can work with you about your allergies. All I (and others, I assume) are saying is that if you were serious, that would be a really crappy thing to do. It has nothing to do with having a "half-decent sense of humor." You started a serious thread and then made what I guess you're saying was a joke, but didn't at all seem like one.

Yes, I was joking. And even if I weren't, why do people feel the need to act all righteous as if they sincerely care for the incredibly unfortunate rich white child that ends up with non-severe food allergies that there will probably be a simple treatment for by the time they give a shit that they can't eat a fucking cake. This is PL, what the fuck is a "serious thread"?

[RyanPm40]

Originally Posted by LostAllways

Yes, I was joking. And even if I weren't, why do people feel the need to act all righteous as if they sincerely care for the incredibly unfortunate rich white child that ends up with non-severe food allergies that there will probably be a cure for by the time they give a shit that they can't eat a fucking cake. This is PL, what the fuck is a "serious thread"?

Not all people who adopt are rich. Some go through a lot of financial struggle to because they can't have their own child and they really want to be parents