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07:28 AM on 02/03/13 
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The Dark Knight Rises grossed $1,081,041,287, according to Box Office Mojo

1+0+8+1+0+4+1+2+8+7 = 32

The game is being held on 3/2 (the European way of dates)
07:38 AM on 02/03/13 
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This is the official logo of Super Bowl 47:



Look towards the lower right. The Roman Numerals II look familiar? Why is the logo in silver? Hmmm

07:42 AM on 02/03/13 
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The Halftime Performer is Beyonce Knowles.

"Beyonce Knowles" is an anagram for "Ebony Clown Seek"

Ebony = She is black
Clown = She's an entertainer
Seek = She's hinting that you seek the truth behind this conspiracy!
07:50 AM on 02/03/13 
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04:11 PM on 02/03/13 
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LAST MINUTE DETAILS:
2007, a military plane landed only 5 warheads to Louisiana, from North Dakota
--wasn't supposed to be carrying nukes at all.

Hours later, news covered it up saying it was six,
(because it was 6 nukes reported missing from the ND base)

Here is the 1 article I could find, still mentioning only 5 nukes made it to Louisiana:
http://seattletimes.com/html/nationworld/2003869009_ndig05.html
Where is the missing nuke today?

To be clear, I don't want a "natural" disaster, or a nuke to hit.
But if something happens, don't believe your government when they start blaming North Korea.

OKAY:
Carry on with your memes again.

You've built up this disaster of a Halftime show. If it doesn't happen, I'm going to be severely disappointed in you.
05:23 PM on 02/03/13 
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Hopefully we get a 98 reunion next year....maybe even LFO.

98 Degrees are touring with Boyz II Men and NKOTB this year.
07:12 PM on 02/03/13 
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Guess I won't make my living as a conspiracy theorist.
I'm gonna go deal with my paranoid symptoms, and I'll be back tomorrow!

Who enjoyed this?

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