Cue all the bitches trying to shit on Jared Leto.

Originally Posted by wait now here

Hard not to hate the guy... He's 41 but looks 25, has perfect skin, perfect hair, perfect looks, has been in some awesome movies, is a multimillionaire, fronts one of the most successful bands in rock right now, has nailed almost every hot actress in Hollywood and supposedly has a massive weener. He is a basically a god among men.

...and I don't even like his band. I just don't understand how he is the chosen one and lives an amazing life yet as I type this I am waiting to leave my shitty cubicle job where all my coworkers talk about World of Warcraft all day so I can go home and make a kid cuisine because my wife is a god awful, miserable cook and after that I will probably check my porn torrents and play n64 before I nod off on my chili ramen stained sofa...Nobody ever said life would be fair. Sigh.

I have this friend who's a doctor...