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12:13 PM on 02/05/13
Penguin
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I was, like, 90% sure they broke up?
They did for a little while, and then they came back.
12:23 PM on 02/05/13
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excellent. bring me some more epic arena jams.
12:25 PM on 02/05/13
JonnyBravo182
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Excited for this.
12:39 PM on 02/05/13
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What do 30 Seconds to Mars' songs and this joke have in common?

They're both poorly written.
12:57 PM on 02/05/13
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Good news in a day full of good music news. I was really surprised by how much I liked This Is War, so I'll be checking this out.
01:11 PM on 02/05/13
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Wow, an announcement in French?!

01:33 PM on 02/05/13
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Hard not to hate the guy... He's 41 but looks 25, has perfect skin, perfect hair, perfect looks, has been in some awesome movies, is a multimillionaire, fronts one of the most successful bands in rock right now, has nailed almost every hot actress in Hollywood and supposedly has a massive weener. He is a basically a god among men.

...and I don't even like his band. I just don't understand how he is the chosen one and lives an amazing life yet as I type this I am waiting to leave my shitty cubicle job where all my coworkers talk about World of Warcraft all day so I can go home and make a kid cuisine because my wife is a god awful, miserable cook and after that I will probably check my porn torrents and play n64 before I nod off on my chili ramen stained sofa...Nobody ever said life would be fair. Sigh.
Haha, best post.
02:09 PM on 02/05/13
ghelms88
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I'm interested to hear this.
02:11 PM on 02/05/13
dirty sanchez
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They finished this months ago. They start shooting the music video for the single soon
02:47 PM on 02/05/13
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Hard not to hate the guy... He's 41 but looks 25, has perfect skin, perfect hair, perfect looks, has been in some awesome movies, is a multimillionaire, fronts one of the most successful bands in rock right now, has nailed almost every hot actress in Hollywood and supposedly has a massive weener. He is a basically a god among men.

...and I don't even like his band. I just don't understand how he is the chosen one and lives an amazing life yet as I type this I am waiting to leave my shitty cubicle job where all my coworkers talk about World of Warcraft all day so I can go home and make a kid cuisine because my wife is a god awful, miserable cook and after that I will probably check my porn torrents and play n64 before I nod off on my chili ramen stained sofa...Nobody ever said life would be fair. Sigh.

I have this friend who's a doctor...
03:17 PM on 02/05/13
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Hard not to hate the guy... He's 41 but looks 25, has perfect skin, perfect hair, perfect looks, has been in some awesome movies, is a multimillionaire, fronts one of the most successful bands in rock right now, has nailed almost every hot actress in Hollywood and supposedly has a massive weener. He is a basically a god among men.

...and I don't even like his band. I just don't understand how he is the chosen one and lives an amazing life yet as I type this I am waiting to leave my shitty cubicle job where all my coworkers talk about World of Warcraft all day so I can go home and make a kid cuisine because my wife is a god awful, miserable cook and after that I will probably check my porn torrents and play n64 before I nod off on my chili ramen stained sofa...Nobody ever said life would be fair. Sigh.
04:06 PM on 02/05/13
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Hard not to hate the guy... He's 41 but looks 25, has perfect skin, perfect hair, perfect looks, has been in some awesome movies, is a multimillionaire, fronts one of the most successful bands in rock right now, has nailed almost every hot actress in Hollywood and supposedly has a massive weener. He is a basically a god among men.

...and I don't even like his band. I just don't understand how he is the chosen one and lives an amazing life yet as I type this I am waiting to leave my shitty cubicle job where all my coworkers talk about World of Warcraft all day so I can go home and make a kid cuisine because my wife is a god awful, miserable cook and after that I will probably check my porn torrents and play n64 before I nod off on my chili ramen stained sofa...Nobody ever said life would be fair. Sigh.
If theres still that best posts of the week thing, this needs to be on it hahah
05:21 PM on 02/05/13
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Hard not to hate the guy... He's 41 but looks 25, has perfect skin, perfect hair, perfect looks, has been in some awesome movies, is a multimillionaire, fronts one of the most successful bands in rock right now, has nailed almost every hot actress in Hollywood and supposedly has a massive weener. He is a basically a god among men.

...and I don't even like his band. I just don't understand how he is the chosen one and lives an amazing life yet as I type this I am waiting to leave my shitty cubicle job where all my coworkers talk about World of Warcraft all day so I can go home and make a kid cuisine because my wife is a god awful, miserable cook and after that I will probably check my porn torrents and play n64 before I nod off on my chili ramen stained sofa...Nobody ever said life would be fair. Sigh.

Ahahahaha post of the year so far.
05:43 PM on 02/05/13
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[quote=wait now here;118678731]Hard not to hate the guy... He's 41 but looks 25, has perfect skin, perfect hair, perfect looks, has been in some awesome movies, is a multimillionaire, fronts one of the most successful bands in rock right now, has nailed almost every hot actress in Hollywood and supposedly has a massive weener. He is a basically a god among men.

...and I don't even like his band. I just don't understand how he is the chosen one and lives an amazing life yet as I type this I am waiting to leave my shitty cubicle job where all my coworkers talk about World of Warcraft all day so I can go home and make a kid cuisine because my wife is a god awful, miserable cook and after that I will probably check my porn torrents and play n64 before I nod off on my chili ramen stained sofa...Nobody ever said life would be fair. Sigh.[/
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LMAO, hilarious post.
06:15 PM on 02/05/13
Your Milkshake
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....and it will achieve paradoxically new levels of pretension while simultaneously sounding super generic

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