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Originally Posted by TorontoMatt

She spat on me twice, tried to choke me then scratched me.

I've slapped the SHIT out of a woman before for doing a bit less than that. In front of plenty of people. I don't regret it, it felt great. Put a skank in her place next time. Seriously. If anyone, I don't care who, spits in my face, I'm breaking their jaw. If you wanted to show 23 something about yourself, you could've slapped this bitch and turned the tables on her, going off on her for trying to embarrass you. Shows you have balls and nothing to be ashamed of. You're a man with big arms, assert your dominance.

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Originally Posted by zion the lion

At what point is someone going to say that this guy is full of shit?

I'll refer you to my sperm donor thread and say that skepticism isn't a common disposition on this forum. This story is pretty believable though.

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Originally Posted by suicidesaints

I disagree. OP did right by not fighting back. You shouldn't hit women even though they often times deserve it. I believe that the OP should have done whatever was necessary to protect himself and the people around him (23) but he shouldn't slap the shit out of 33 just to show his dominance. The bartender/security seem to have handled the situation quickly enough that the OP didn't need to take things into his own hands.

To OP:
As far as 23 goes... she obviously is into you since she tried to protect you/didn't jet when the shit went down... Call her, explain the situation, tell her the truth... obviously 33 is a psycho bitch and 23 should understand if she's not one too

Originally Posted by Wutz

...hmmmm...

I get the feeling you'll be incarcerated at some point in your future.

Oh, sorry, "incarcerated" means "imprisoned" - kind of like "thrown in jail." I know words can sometimes be hard for dominant, assertive Bay Area cats.

Originally Posted by drat!

Best way to impress a girl... Show her you're not afraid to beat women.

Works every time.

Since when is a bitch slap equal to a beating? You musy be a huge pussy if you think slapping a slut in a bar is horrifyingly reprehensible. I've never heard of a person going to jail for slapping anyone. A slap is used to prove a point and teach a lesson. A beating is used to satisfy a mentally sick person's thirst for violence and dominance to an inhumane extent. A slap is an exertion of dominance healthy for both parties.

And why is it about impressing a girl? This is about teaching a skank to repect other people, or else be disrespected. She hit him first. Like Malcolm X put it (sorry for paraphrasing you in PL, Malcolm) an act of self-defense is not violence, it's intelligence. By walking away like a little bitch, this guy showed he feels at least a bit guilty for whatever happened, which is NOT the message he wants to send.

Anyway, he handled it perfectly respectably. I just would've went about it differently considering he let a filthy bar skank lay a hand on him.

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Originally Posted by zion the lion

I love it when slutty guys call a girl a slut as an insult.

Ohhoohhhooooooooooooooohhhhoooooooo ooooooooooooooooooo

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Originally Posted by Wutz

Spoken like a true sociopath.



I think your insistence on your ability to be "physically dominant" is probably just an extension of your preference to be dominated by your male sexual partners. It's understandable how you'd like to avoid that stigma, being a taker is sometimes seen as weak by the homophobic (oftentimes closeted homosexuals themselves) community.

Nah it's an extension of my extensive wrestling, TKD, and mma experience. I think your insistence of my supposed homosexuality is an extension of your own homosexuality's wishful thinking. The fact that you're calling me gay as if it's an insult is the funniest part of this.

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Originally Posted by nowFace

You're seriously the worst person on this site. Don't donate sperm you allergy-lying, woman beating prick.

Hop off my nuts, brah.

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Originally Posted by Wutz

Nah, man. I just wanted to get a rise out of you.

I figured you're just prone to those sorts of tendencies because of your background. It turns out your background uses the phrase "assert dominance" more than Cesar Millan.

Don't worry, I can't fight back physically. I've been trained to kill someone faster than you can take a punch so, whether I win or lose, fighting back doesn't get me anywhere except jail for longer than it's worth.

Don't know what you're getting at here but uh, cool?

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Originally Posted by suicidesaints

This post makes you look like an asshole. Saying skank and slut just make you look like a masogonistic prick who would probably be an abusive partner in a relationship. It's okay to demand respect and assert dominance, but there are other/better way to do it than through physical altercations.

Oh my god, he's using hurtful words. Make him stop, so offensive to women. Seriously? Lol. If a woman respects herself as well as others, I'd never use those words to describe them. If a woman's vagina is as wide as her mouth is open, I have no reason to not use words like 'skank' and 'slut', as they both serve as fitting, accurate descriptions. Calling a disrespectful skank or a slut a 'woman' and giving her more respect than she deserves is basically telling her that it's okay to be the way she is. Sorry, I'm not okay with disrespectful dirty skanks and sluts being disrespectful dirty skanks and sluts. If you can't respect yourself and others, why the FUCK would I respect you? Oh I forgot, we're trying to impress 23 here by being the "mature" party and looking like a little bitch. This forum is a fucking safe haven for beta-males.

Originally Posted by suicidesaints

I agree that slapping someone is far from a beating, but you shouldn't put your hands on a woman. Period.

Slaps are an exception. I'd never slap a woman unless she 1) is a non-self respecting skank, 2) is a disrespectful skank, and 3) hits me first, and then I wouldn't even hit her back, I would merely slap her. She should be thankful I'm so merciful.

Originally Posted by suicidesaints

BTW, you said that no one is going to jail for slapping someone... I guarantee you that if you slapped a woman in the middle of a bar, the police would come and the man would be arrested... It sucks but typically in a domestic violence case, the man is going to go down even if the woman attacked him first... and even if he "only" responded with a slap

Police officers aren't idiots. If a woman tries to choke you, and then hits you and scratches you a couple times after spitting on you, all this following a verbal assault, I'm pretty sure the entire bar is vouching for the dude that slapped a hoe to put her in her place. Don't be ridiculous. The case you're describing is one with no witnesses. This bar was clearly full of witnesses.

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Originally Posted by RyanPm40

LostAllWays: why is it okay for a man to sleep around, but when a female does, she's a "slut" or a "skank"? I don't see you condemning OP for his one night stand?

Did OP go out of his way to verbally assault anyone and follow that with a physical assault unprovoked? If he did, I'd also call him derogatory terms but uh he didn't. Nothing wrong with fucking in itself, that shit's natural.

Anyway, I in no way condone violence unless it is an act of self defense. Once you touch someone, you're fair game. That's the only way classless dirty people like 33 learn lessons -- by being put in their place. Some people aren't intelligent enough to recognize their mistakes without the physical stimulation to go with it, because at the end of the day, humans are animals.

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Originally Posted by caveBEAR

ooooh my god your dick must be so tiny why are you overcompensating? you can slap women? big fucking man you must be.

Haha well my dick is pretty big so joke's on you. Comes with my origin's proximity to Africa, I suppose.

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Originally Posted by sjb2k1

lostallways, you are seriously the fucking worst.

LMFAO

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Originally Posted by 2's&3's

90% trolling, 5% honesty, 5% lean muscle tissue

*7-9% body fat, 1-3% honesty

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Originally Posted by SwertsOnALog

Oh, i didnt realize you felt that way. Have fun ending up alone.

Yeah because a male's only two options in life are totally either A) Settle down with a woman and have kids and work all the time to have money to take care of the family and get old and die or B) Don't settle down and be alone forever and die.