[Passion Man]

Valentine's day is in a couple of days but I only have eight dollars to buy alcohol with. Which place has the cheapest alcohol? Walmart? Gas Station? Dollar Store? (I'm thinking dollar store). Which brand is the cheapest? I don't care about taste. I'm only concerned about alcohol content for a dirt cheap price. I know alcohol is relatively expensive, so that's why I'm asking for help. Is it even possible to get drunk with the little money I have? Also, yolo.

[herestoyoufla]

Or you could probably buy a 5th of some cheap ass vodka or something.
Also, it was $8.99 for a 12 pack of PBR at a few stores near me. So if you could scrounge up .99...

[suicidesaints]

You can definitely get drunk for $8 - You can buy a 1.75L bottle of just about any kind of liquor for that price... it'll be shitty cheap ass liquor but it will get you drunk.

if you have a Goody Goody liquor store or Total Wine (not sure if that's a national chain or not) go there... both have got pretty cheap prices

[Maiaophilia]

Burnett's Vodka. You get a lot for $8 and it doesn't taste horrible...There could be so much worse. I live in MN so we have dumb liquor laws, but in visiting other states Target/Walmart usually have a pretty cheap selection. -- Otherwise just your normal liquor store should have some cheap selections...

[richter915]

8 is enough for a liter of bottom shelf vodka. If she can bring over some orange juice and ice, that's the making of a good night.

[Napzz]

You could buy 4 40 oz bottles of malt liquor and play 40 hands twice!

[Turkeylegz]

Is it bad that I clicked on this hoping it was a Passion Man thread?
Also, don't drink on Valentine's day.

[herestoyoufla]

Originally Posted by Maiaophilia

Burnett's Vodka. You get a lot for $8 and it doesn't taste horrible...There could be so much worse. I live in MN so we have dumb liquor laws, but in visiting other states Target/Walmart usually have a pretty cheap selection. -- Otherwise just your normal liquor store should have some cheap selections...

This is the first type of Vodka I ever tried. Also, it's the worst vodka i've ever tried.

[Maiaophilia]

Originally Posted by herestoyoufla

This is the first type of Vodka I ever tried. Also, it's the worst vodka i've ever tried.

You get what you pay for...

[2's&3's]

i second the 40 oz suggestion. OE all day

[Jimmy_Love]

Allow me to introduce you to my friend, Old Crow. Approximately 8 dollars a fifth.

[iAMhollyood315]

Originally Posted by Passion Man

Valentine's day is in a couple of days but I only have eight dollars to buy alcohol with. Which place has the cheapest alcohol? Walmart? Gas Station? Dollar Store? (I'm thinking dollar store). Which brand is the cheapest? I don't care about taste. I'm only concerned about alcohol content for a dirt cheap price. I know alcohol is relatively expensive, so that's why I'm asking for help. Is it even possible to get drunk with the little money I have? Also, yolo.

christ son, do you don't got yourself a credit card? lol

[ChaplainTappman]

I can ship you a bottle of dubra.

[StephenYoung]

Drink Turpentine.

[cococrisp20]

I got a $50 gift from someone for Valentine's Day. Hello Ciroc.