Dude, how? If I could get a job above minimum wage, I fucking would. This is a really ignorant and cunty statement unless you have access to some knowledge I don't.
Seriously Ricketts, get off the couch and get a better job! When I was your age, I was making $10 an hour in retail (and that was in 2004, which equates to $12.02 in today's dollars adjusted for inflation).