[E=MCHAMMER]

Originally Posted by Fringe

In all reality this thread has potential to be funny if people actually tell real stories.

Fuck it, I'll go... even though my story kind of sucks.

I was flirting with this girl, texting a little bit. One day I decided to go for it and ask her out. She said she'd love to, and would get back to me whether or not she was free during the weekend.

Yeaah... never got a text back on that one. She still likes my facebook posts and shit, so I have no idea what's going on there. I can't wait for how awkward it's going to be when I see her next

IT WAS A TEST

[E=MCHAMMER]

Once upon a time not so long ago...
This girl and I were seeing each other for a minute. One night we were doing the deed, afterwards I fell asleep. Next thing I know she is waking me up to tell me she was going home and that I wouldn't hear from her again. Youch. Took a while to recover from those wounds.

[E=MCHAMMER]

Originally Posted by Fringe

Test?? More like TESTicles because it's a load of BALLocks












I'm sorry you had to see that

It's okay man. Go NUTS.

[E=MCHAMMER]

Originally Posted by Fringe

What can I say? Everyone gets SHAFTed once in a while.

....COCK.




This thread needs more misery.