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02:37 PM on 02/23/13 
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Pornography and a bag of drugs.
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I hit on Jenna once. She wasn't having it. What a bitch.
06:33 PM on 02/26/13 
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I had a HUGE crush on this boy for all of middle school. we were going to go to separate high schools so at the end of eighth grade I FINALLY told him that I liked him. He was silent about it until later in the day, in the lunch line. Infront of the entire eighth grade he told me it was gross that I liked him because I had no boobs and looked like a boy. It was awful. Flash forward 3 1/2 years, He started hanging out with my younger sisters BF and was over at our house. Puberty was really kind to me, so i made sure to wear the lowest cut shirt I owned. He asked me on a date that night, to which i answered, My boobs grew but I'm sure your dick didnt, I dont date little boys. So gratifying. I waited for that for 3 years haha

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