In all reality this thread has potential to be funny if people actually tell real stories.
Fuck it, I'll go... even though my story kind of sucks.
I was flirting with this girl, texting a little bit. One day I decided to go for it and ask her out. She said she'd love to, and would get back to me whether or not she was free during the weekend.
Yeaah... never got a text back on that one. She still likes my facebook posts and shit, so I have no idea what's going on there. I can't wait for how awkward it's going to be when I see her next