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05:06 PM on 02/28/13
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Chris Collum
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RONNIE WOOD'S DRUMSTICKS ARE MADE OUT OF WOOD! WOOD IS FROM TREES AND TREES ARE HABITATS FOR SQUIRRELS! RONNIE WOOD IS PRO SQUIRREL HOMELESSNESS! AND WOOD IS EVEN IN HIS NAME!
This fell flat, just FYI
05:05 AM on 03/01/13
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Chris Collum
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I'm pretty sure 100% of my jokes fall flat. Probably better to ignore it next time, just FYI.
It's okay buddy I make the worst jokes at the worst times too
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