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Posted by: Alex DiVincenzo (03/14/13)
A site called RetiredArtists has popped up. Boasting musicians who have been in bands that were "signed and toured extensively, on labels ranging from Victory Records to Bridge 9 Records," the service offers discreet songwriting for the musically challenged.
What do we do? We make it easy for that guy who wants to sing in a metal, hardcore, punk or rock band (but doesn’t have the music-writing friend to help him) write songs. We also make it easy for someone struggling with writing their own music in a band get consistent by writing songs that they can learn, as theirs, and branch off from there.

How do we do it? You tell us what style you want your songs in based on specific bands, and we will write you songs.

The best part? Everything is discreet. Nobody will know. Why play your shitty songs when you can play consistent amazing ones written by us badass guys who toured in (and with) bands whose names would make you nut yourself.
    
 
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05:11 PM on 03/14/13
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Alex DiVincenzo
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05:14 PM on 03/14/13
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irthesteve
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this is very strange
05:17 PM on 03/14/13
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It might have been cool if it wasn't so full of itself.
05:17 PM on 03/14/13
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If you need to use this website might I suggest doing literally anything else besides trying to write music.
05:17 PM on 03/14/13
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this is really bizarre ahha
05:19 PM on 03/14/13
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If you need to use this website might I suggest doing literally anything else besides trying to write music.

This this this.
05:20 PM on 03/14/13
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oh the vastly different music on victory compared to that of bridge 9.
05:28 PM on 03/14/13
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what a joke
05:29 PM on 03/14/13
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It might have been cool if it wasn't so full of itself.

Good god this.
05:29 PM on 03/14/13
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05:33 PM on 03/14/13
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It might have been cool if it wasn't so full of itself.

Yup, agreed. Yikes.
05:35 PM on 03/14/13
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im willing to put money forward for a like an ap.net collab with these guys
05:39 PM on 03/14/13
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Can't wait until someone dicks them over and posts who they are.
05:42 PM on 03/14/13
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