09:46 AM on 03/18/13
Pizza. Because real talk here for a minute. We dug a great big hole, and there is probably a reason, and think of all things you can do with the pizza. You can eat it. You can use it to block out rain by holding it over your head. Fold it hot dog style and use it to get water out of said great big hole. Fold it hot dog style again and eat it like a taco, so it's like eating a taco, but it's a pizza. You can hang it in the aforementioned great big hole as wall art. Finally, on those lonely nights you can make love to it... or eat it. You can decide the order later.