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11:41 AM on 08/23/13 
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Just got off the train (PATCO) from Philly to NJ on my daily work commute. At an NJ stop, two people get on, a black kid with gauges and a skateboard, and a white girl (surprisingly, remotely attractive) with leggings and presumptively a missing father figure.

After the motion city soundtrack song on Pandora stops, and my headphones go silent for a few seconds, I turn my head to see the girl laying on the seat, legs spread, and the dude on top of her. now, they weren't naked, but dry humping and this kid was throwing it like he was in a porno. I look at everyone else, everyone has their head down. to add insult to injury, this kids cellphone is playing music the entire time (A day to remember, further proving my belief that ADTR fans are 99% terrible/unintelligent people). But the worst part is, WE'RE ON THE FUCKING QUIET CAR, HAVE YOU NO RESPECT?

This proceeded for another 15 minutes before I got off.

I can't stand shit like that, kicking myself for not saying something.

Anyway, they could have got naked and gone at it, I wouldn't know because I turned my music up louder, looked out the window, and reaffirmed that there can't be a god.

Anyone ever experience PDAs like this that are extremely uncomfortable? or worse?
12:09 PM on 08/23/13 
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Just got off the train (PATCO) from Philly to NJ on my daily work commute. At an NJ stop, two people get on, a black kid with gauges and a skateboard, and a white girl (surprisingly, remotely attractive) with leggings and presumptively a missing father figure.

After the motion city soundtrack song on Pandora stops, and my headphones go silent for a few seconds, I turn my head to see the girl laying on the seat, legs spread, and the dude on top of her. now, they weren't naked, but dry humping and this kid was throwing it like he was in a porno. I look at everyone else, everyone has their head down. to add insult to injury, this kids cellphone is playing music the entire time (A day to remember, further proving my belief that ADTR fans are 99% terrible/unintelligent people). But the worst part is, WE'RE ON THE FUCKING QUIET CAR, HAVE YOU NO RESPECT?

This proceeded for another 15 minutes before I got off.

I can't stand shit like that, kicking myself for not saying something.

Anyway, they could have got naked and gone at it, I wouldn't know because I turned my music up louder, looked out the window, and reaffirmed that there can't be a god.

Anyone ever experience PDAs like this that are extremely uncomfortable? or worse?

[insert obvious orgasm joke here]
12:24 PM on 08/23/13 
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[insert obvious orgasm joke here]
damn it

lolol
01:17 PM on 08/23/13 
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CoopDawg
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Pics or it didn't happen.
01:23 PM on 08/23/13 
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Yeah, this story probably never happened.
01:30 PM on 08/23/13 
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Are you sure this isn't from a movie..?
01:32 PM on 08/23/13 
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thank you for telling us what color these people were op, it really paints a picture
02:27 PM on 08/23/13 
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thank you for telling us what color these people were op, it really paints a picture
You can't paint without color.
03:48 PM on 08/23/13 
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[insert obvious orgasm joke here]
plot twist: OP is said black kid with gauges.
05:14 PM on 08/23/13 
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haha. last month i was on the greyhound from cali. a old homeless guy with warts/dirt/on his face was in the back seat. me and my friend sat in front of him. a young girl about 25 sits seat next to us. shes drinking pbr. he's drinking vodka. she moves back with him. and before you know it, they're both naked and fucking. pretty loud too. fucking bizarre, they both transferred some std probably ha
07:32 PM on 08/23/13 
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Yeah, this story probably never happened.

is it really hard to believe two kids were dry-humping on the train? ahaha

and yeah, I guess that was a little racist by clarifying their color. I apologize.
07:50 PM on 08/23/13 
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Pics or didn't happen
08:47 PM on 08/23/13 
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and yeah, I guess that was a little racist by clarifying their color. I apologize.
it's not racist...jeez, political correctness. at least we have some idea of what they look like, you were just describing their appearance. lol
09:19 PM on 08/23/13 
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that's hot
10:45 PM on 08/23/13 
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