AbsolutePunk.net
   Username
Password
 
All Posts by User
Displaying user's 21 posts
11:46 AM on 07/11/14
#1
phaynes1
AP.NET ILLUMINATI
Offline
User Info.
phaynes1's Avatar
www.absoluteFOOD.net

Lmao nailed it.
11:53 AM on 07/11/14
#2
phaynes1
AP.NET ILLUMINATI
Offline
User Info.
phaynes1's Avatar
How the Jesus tits did you not die after eating 26 slices of Cici's pizza
I'm not so much man as I am just pure garbage.
11:57 AM on 07/11/14
#3
phaynes1
AP.NET ILLUMINATI
Offline
User Info.
phaynes1's Avatar
Fucking hell I died at the first picture
All photoshop thanks to Thomas Nassiff - staff member.
12:03 PM on 07/11/14
#4
phaynes1
AP.NET ILLUMINATI
Offline
User Info.
phaynes1's Avatar
Excellent read for Friday procrastinating at work. Looking forward to Volume 2

I've been to Cici's once and it was pretty good. Isn't it only like $5-10 for all you can eat?
Yep, five bucks! Truly can't beat it.
12:06 PM on 07/11/14
#5
phaynes1
AP.NET ILLUMINATI
Offline
User Info.
phaynes1's Avatar
I can't believe I read the whole thing.
Why wouldn't you read the whole thing
12:17 PM on 07/11/14
#6
phaynes1
AP.NET ILLUMINATI
Offline
User Info.
phaynes1's Avatar
Well congratulations for eating a family's worth of calories for $5. That's budget spending right there
Didn't even have to eat dinner after! Two meals for five bucks!!
12:32 PM on 07/11/14
#7
phaynes1
AP.NET ILLUMINATI
Offline
User Info.
phaynes1's Avatar
No disrespect to Thomas and his skills but can I please do graphics and logos for next installment PLZ!! I would love this :)
I feel like the graphic is what ties the series together but I am open to any and all suggestions!
12:57 PM on 07/11/14
#8
phaynes1
AP.NET ILLUMINATI
Offline
User Info.
phaynes1's Avatar
This warm reception is truly amazing and utterly surprising.
01:38 PM on 07/11/14
#9
phaynes1
AP.NET ILLUMINATI
Offline
User Info.
phaynes1's Avatar
Great now I'm nauseous
Pretty much my day from 12:30-745 yesterday.
02:00 PM on 07/11/14
phaynes1
AP.NET ILLUMINATI
Offline
User Info.
phaynes1's Avatar
Hey man FUCK YOU.

Seriously though that was great. I just ate a huge burrito and now I feel like throwing up so.
A burrito??? Are you joking?

This is serious work god dammit I will let you know when amateur hour begins.
02:08 PM on 07/11/14
phaynes1
AP.NET ILLUMINATI
Offline
User Info.
phaynes1's Avatar
No I meant you're writing was so bad I almost threw up out of embarrassment for you.

Actually what I meant was reading about some dude eating 26 pieces of pizza after eating a meal made me kinda queasy.
"you're writing was so bad" man the Internet is really a horrible place.
02:11 PM on 07/11/14
phaynes1
AP.NET ILLUMINATI
Offline
User Info.
phaynes1's Avatar
I'm sorry, I was being dumb. I also had a few beers with that burrito.

I genuinely enjoyed your column.
Thanks!
03:25 PM on 07/11/14
phaynes1
AP.NET ILLUMINATI
Offline
User Info.
phaynes1's Avatar
If phaynes gets his own column i demand I get one

ideas include:
teaching dorks not to be dorks
talking about Van Morrison to Craig and the other 3 people who care
halfheartedly calling racist posters racist
intro to philly street rap
Do the second one please.
03:37 PM on 07/11/14
phaynes1
AP.NET ILLUMINATI
Offline
User Info.
phaynes1's Avatar
That's true I mean I'm sure I can work every other one into that column anyway
Seems like business as usual.
05:10 PM on 07/11/14
phaynes1
AP.NET ILLUMINATI
Offline
User Info.
phaynes1's Avatar
Interested to see what places you pick in Cola
Me too. I really hope they have some good eats.

NEWS, MUSIC & MORE
Search News
Release Dates
Exclusives
Best New Music
Articles
CONNECT
Submit News
Forums
Contests
Mobile Version
AP.net Logos
HIDDEN TREASURES
AbsolutePunk Podcast
Free Music
Sports Forum
Technology Forum
Recommendations
INFORMATION
Advertising
Contact Us
Copyright Policy
Terms of Service
Privacy Policy
FOLLOW
Twitter | Facebook | RSS
PropertyOfZack
UnderTheGun
Purevolume
Chorus.fm | @jason_tate