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Combichrist Remove Blood on the Dance Floor From Tour

Posted by - 11:47 AM on 07/28/14
Combichrist have removed Blood on the Dance Floor from their upcoming tour.
As youíve seen with all of our tours, when we select our support acts, we attempt to bring acts that will help introduce Combichrist to fans outside of our fanbase. This has worked well for us in the past, and it was in this spirit that we invited Blood On The Dance Floor to tour with us. Like all announcements, we knew that this decision would be met with some concern but we thought that the different styles would be the source of conversation. We were not aware of the controversy about their past behavior. It has been difficult to read everything posted today; our sole goal is to bring you a kick ass tour that you can be excited and proud of and itís become clear that we wonít be able to do that with the choice we made. As a result we have released Blood On The Dance Floor from this tour and are rethinking our direct support. We expect to have a new announcement for you shortly.

Thank you for your honesty and integrity.
You stand by us, we stand by you.

Dahvie Vanity responded via Facebook:
Due to unfortunate circumstances, we must announce that we will no longer be touring with Combichrist, and honestly we have the social media to blame. Itís truly sad, and quite pathetic that people are willing to stoop as low as to spread some sick, twisted rumors about me, and itís even more sad that people feed into it. I have NEVER been convicted of any crime that I have been accused of, but I feel as though I have been shackled by defamation. We have ALWAYS treated our fans as they were family, and we give the the upmost respect, as we hold our family in the highest regard. Anyone that knows us, or has been around us for any amount of time would know that we are nothing but gentlemen when it comes to females, and we would never allow harm to come their way. Sadly, these atrocious lies that are being spread about me have become a raging wildfire, and itís gotten out of control, and sadly it has crippled some relationships. To conclude, we would like to thank our FAMILY for all of the support and loyalty you have shown us, despite the slander that has been attached to our name. We love you with all of our hearts, and we truly apologize for the inconvenience. We will make it up to you in 2015 by having out very own headlining tour upon the completion of our upcoming record. Again, we apologize if we let anyone down; we didnít realize how out of control the ignorance would be.
 
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11:50 AM on 07/28/14
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blackmold
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I wish BOTDF would just disappear already.
11:52 AM on 07/28/14
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Originally Posted by Blood On The Dance Floor - Candyland
Intro:

Ladies and gentlemen
Whores and sluts
Step right up, behind this curtain
Is where all your fantasies come to life
This is a place where you can escape
Welcome to candyland!

Verse 1:

Let me show you my game (watch! )
I'll put those shoes to shame (oh! )
These rhymes that I write
Make you wanna fuck all night (ahh...)
When we take off our clothes (ahahaha)
She sucks me 'til it snows (awh)
I'll fuck her face so hard
She is my wild card (ahahaha sweet)
My sticky lollipop
Inside a sweet gumdrop
I'm about to explode
It feels too good to stop
Just taste my tootsie roll
You melt my icicle
I gotta get my fix
Please lick my pixie stick

Chorus:

Welcome to candyland
I'll split your ass in two
So take me by my hand
Lick it up, slide it down
And satisfy my sweet tooth
Welcome to candyland
You'll wanna fuck me twice
I'll be your gingerbread man
First time naughty
And second time nice!
Candyland... candyland

Verse 2:

Just close your eyes and dream
A fantasy so obscene
I'll take you by the hand
This is my candyland
You are my sweet playground
Swallow, my love... 'til you drown
I'll be your back door man
Welcome to my candyland

Chorus:

Welcome to candyland
I'll split your ass in two
So take me by my hand
Lick it up, slide it down
And satisfy my sweet tooth
Welcome to candyland
You'll wanna fuck me twice
I'll be your gingerbread man
First time naughty
And second time nice!

Verse 3/Bridge:

You want my cock (mine)
But it's mine
So take a number
And get in line (what! ?)
Whipped cream and astroglide
Take off my wrapper
And slip n' slide
Sticky like a lollie
Blow me 'til I pop (*pop*)
You can sample all my flavors
At my candyshop
Cumshots and gumdrops (ahh)
Double fists and blow pops
Trick or treat
Squeeze my meat
Give me something sweet to eat
Slip n' slide on my face
You got that flavor I wanna taste
Lick your red hots (ttsssss)
Suck your candy cane (mmm...)
You'd think I was a zombie
By the way I give you brain

Chorus:

Welcome to candyland
I'll split your ass in two
So take me by my hand
Lick it up, slide it down
And satisfy my sweet tooth
Welcome to candyland
You'll wanna fuck me twice
I'll be your gingerbread man
First time naughty,
And second time nice!

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Anyone that knows us, or has been around us for any amount of time would know that we are nothing but gentlemen when it comes to females, and we would never allow harm to come their way.
Yeah, sure.
11:56 AM on 07/28/14
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Honestly, who the fuck cares about this band? Is anyone actually disappointed by this? If they are, they should try to listen to better music.
12:08 PM on 07/28/14
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hahah this is all so great.
12:08 PM on 07/28/14
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theherox
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hahahah thank you for that :)
12:13 PM on 07/28/14
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Matt Chylak
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all that needs to be said
12:24 PM on 07/28/14
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AP_Punk
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but they said they're nice guys!
12:31 PM on 07/28/14
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Vance Mook
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Ahhhhahahahaha. You, my good sir, win the internet today.
12:57 PM on 07/28/14
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I can tell they're "nothing but gentlemen" by their classy, tasteful lyrics.
01:02 PM on 07/28/14
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Tasteless lyrics aside, they're demonstrably awful and obnoxious human beings. That Dahvie guy is in his thirties. Enough said.
01:17 PM on 07/28/14
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I thought this seemed like an odd pairing.
01:25 PM on 07/28/14
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Who is combichrist?
01:37 PM on 07/28/14
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Tasteless lyrics aside, they're demonstrably awful and obnoxious human beings. That Dahvie guy is in his thirties. Enough said.
Is he really? Haha that makes their lyrics seem even more fucked up
02:03 PM on 07/28/14
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Seems like they're overcompensating.

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