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Avril Lavigne Shows Off 17 Carat Diamond Ring, I Don't Like Her...

Posted by - 11:16 AM on 08/01/14
No one claims to like Nickleback and yet they've sold enough albums for Chad Kroeger to hook up Avril Lavigne with a 17 carat diamond ring.
 
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11:21 AM on 08/01/14
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Tony
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You misspelled carrot.
11:24 AM on 08/01/14
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tub and rug
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You misspelled carrot.
And Nickelback.
11:25 AM on 08/01/14
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You misspelled carrot.
it's actually carat

So you're both wrong.
11:26 AM on 08/01/14
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gross, they deserve each other
11:26 AM on 08/01/14
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I hope that they stay together, for our sake. Can you imagine all of the shitty songs that we'll be forced to hear on the radio if they split up?
11:45 AM on 08/01/14
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"i slept with someone if Nickelback and all i got was this shitty song written about me... and diamond ring, no good can come from sleeping with Nickleback" har har har solid jokes
11:48 AM on 08/01/14
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I don't really remember him looking like that
11:49 AM on 08/01/14
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I still believe that he brainwashed her and she hasn't realized yet that we should be married.
11:51 AM on 08/01/14
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"Why is this news?"
11:52 AM on 08/01/14
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happy for them.
11:53 AM on 08/01/14
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I dont mind nickelback, I've also never spent a cent on them or their music though.
11:56 AM on 08/01/14
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Nickelback is awful, but I was a big fan of that Noisey article that actually concluded that Mumford & Sons were worse. Had some key points hahaha.
12:00 PM on 08/01/14
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That news title is too perfect for words.
12:04 PM on 08/01/14
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it's actually carat

So you're both wrong.
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