What is the best Valentine's Day gift?
When should I take the next step?
I want to know real bad.

After we've moved in together, is it safe to say anal sex is a go?

I'm dying to know.

Is it ok to tell a girl you love "When you see my face, hope it gives you hell" on Valentines day or is that too much?

Best way to tell a girl you like her without it being overtly weird and or creepy? I used whiteout once to make a sign, it ended up being a really good idea.

Originally Posted by Bruised26

Is it ok to tell a girl you love "When you see my face, hope it gives you hell" on Valentines day or is that too much?

Bravo, my good man.

which AAR song is the best to make love to?

what makes them qualified to give such advice?

It's 15 minutes before a date, and it takes 10 minutes to get to the restaurant. I just realized I forgot to wash my whites so I have no underwear to wear for the date. All I have on me is 3 paperclips, a small paper bag full of sequins, 4 inches worth of duct tape and a live chicken. What do I do? Do I go commando on a date? that would require some bravery!

Anal?
How do you get your girl to let you blow your load on her face(and/or swallow)?

a real question. how can you find a outlet to create that happiness of having someone there for you, when you dont? i cant deal with a relationship because there just isnt anyone out there for me at the moment.

My boyfriend has told me that he loves me, and I told him that I love him too, but being totally honest, I don't really mean it... Yet. I mean, I guess I love him, but I just don't love him. Should I be honest with him and tell him that I don't really mean it, or just forget about it and not say it again until I mean it?

Originally Posted by thehereaway

what makes them qualified to give such advice?

any advice is good for people, its another opinion. it could be anyone if they really wanted to.

Real Question: would my girlfriend of a year and 3 months freak out if i said "one day, at some point in the future, we'll get married"?

Joke Question (cos the cool kids do this i hear): if you wake up a bit nude from a spot of "in the bed disco", and she's still asleep, is it acceptable to cop a feel? perhaps just a cheeky poke?

I really fear that this thread will inspire a JCook advice thread that lasts well over 5000 posts.

Lord have mercy.